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This actually kind of offends me, my skin is like the cheapest toilet paper you can find it flaps and wrinkles in the wind.
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servantsteve
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You know what I do with toilet paper? Well, do you, punk?
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Audiori J
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Ok now I am really offended, I will probably go hold my breath for a little while. If I can gather the strength, I will fling little darts of hatred in your general direction.
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Audiori J
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I am now offended by my own posts, maybe I will burn that bridge and blame it on myself.
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jiminy
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hmm hey wait (famous lines now)
could this be seen as mocking anyone who may actually feel offended by something in the past?
removing threads could be as cool as removing sigs
obviously MHO
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i am offended that this is in the on-topic section!
no.... i really could care less.........
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I'm offended that you could care less and choose not to!
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I find Joey's poor spelling offensive.
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12-02-2008 11:59 |
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jiminy
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The best defense is to be offensive.
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i vetoed...
(and edited.... )
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Audiori J
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Vetoing offends me. You have wronged me to the greatest degree. What little insignificant things you do here changes my life so drastically I can never turn back. I cannot look upon you for this grave injustice. You've wrinkled my paper skin.
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12-02-2008 12:25 |
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servantsteve
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I started this thread so it's MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! Anyone else who posts here is offending me and I think I'm pretty thick skinned!
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Audiori J
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The only thing smaller than my sense of humor is my patience and forgiveness, and this has gone too far. I am now offended by the thread title, and it offends me that I am offended so I will have to report myself to myself and request my removal.
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servantsteve
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I CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE, TOILET PAPER SKIN MAN!
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I just read a report of this thread and it offended me so i came here to check it out for myself, and that last line, calling me 'toilet paper skin man' really offended me, so i will never read it again, except if I plan to come back to voice how offended I am or to see if anything else offends me. I will of course have to work that into my busy schedule of being offended, whining, complaining, blaming others, swearing, and grumbling.
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servantsteve
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At least you can READ! All you read people offend me. You think you're better than everyone else.
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12-02-2008 13:02 |
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Last word.
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Audiori J
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It offends me how you have the last word.
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