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        | Tim Chandler’s Professional Guide Service |          |  Hey Tim...which is your real job, bass playing or bass fishing?!
 
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     | tchandler   Daniel Amos
 
       
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     | here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!
 
 
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     | tchandler   Daniel Amos
 
       
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     | and here's me wearing some sort of tree trunk high on my waist!!
 
 
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     | carl   Platyhelminth
 
      
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  | Originally posted by tchandler here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!
 
 
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 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it! PERCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA.... ok, so it wasn't even remotely that funny....
   
 
 
   
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     | tchandler   Daniel Amos
 
       
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     | yeah, actually i was concerned that the reference would be lost and my joke would flounder. hahahahaha! good lord. what's happeneing to me. what, i'm turning into berger or something?
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  |  06-15-2005 11:16 |         |  | 
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     | Pfiagra A Hot Wolly
 
    
 
  
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  | Originally posted by tchandler here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!
 
 
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 Nice shades.
   
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     | tchandler   Daniel Amos
 
       
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     | actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!!
 
 (i'm actually completely asleep and snoring quite loudly as i hold the fish in the above photo.)
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     | carl   Platyhelminth
 
      
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  | Originally posted by tchandler actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!!
 
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 Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you?
   
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     | jiminy Tallowy Tamale
 
       
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     | come ,follow me
 and I will make you fishers of fish.....
 
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     | tchandler   Daniel Amos
 
       
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  | Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you? |  
 hahaha! that was puntastic!
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     | freak   Ceremonial Kernel
 
   
 
  
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     | i will follow you jiminy; but only if Carl doesn't come.
 
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     | carl   Platyhelminth
 
      
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     | freak   Ceremonial Kernel
 
   
 
  
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  | Originally posted by tchandler 
 
 
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  | Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you? |  
 hahaha! that was puntastic!
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 Carl is full of literary obscurities, word play and well other not so attractive stuff....
 
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  | Originally posted by carl Just one listen to Chris "The Fish" Squire and young tim was hooked....
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 Chris would hook them with his one of kind rickenbacker line!!!
 
 
   
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     | jiminy Tallowy Tamale
 
       
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     | only if Ed throws in his cut
 
 5 % for nothing....
 
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     | You are supposed to wear swimming trunks not tree trunks....
 
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     | tchandler   Daniel Amos
 
       
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     | i much prefer the one-piece, high-waisted tree trunk.
   
 and carl, i used to have that one (did he do more than one?) Chris Squire solo album. on vinyl!
 
 (i think that might've been the point at which i arrived at the opinion that bass players maybe shouldn't make solo records.)
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     | hey tim!
 
 Is this the place to tell fish stories?
 
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     | Berger needs to do one though....
 his band could be called "the Fries"....
 maybe the album cold be caled "Blue Plate Special"...
 oh no, thats taken.
 
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     | don't forget about this:
 
  
 maybe berger could do the score for the movie?
 
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