Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » Prickly Heat update? » Hello Guest [Login|Register] Last Post | First Unread Post Print Page | Add Thread to Favorites Prickly Heat update? Author Post « Previous Thread | Next Thread » Space Ghost Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 02-07-2003 Posts: 1,561 Location: the space between wonder and why Prickly Heat update?        So, what's the deal with the long overdue Prickly Heat project? Anybody? __________________ A quality of justice A quantity of light A particle of mercy Makes the color of right Gravity and distance Change the passage of light Gravity and distance Change the color of right 02-10-2003 23:10 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes You mean you didn't get yours yet!? Actually, it was travelling on a bus back from the manufacturer when the bus broke down. Everyone had to camp out in this big, red tent. A big wind came up and blew the tent and everything in it away. The bus driver, people assigned to the project and all CD copies were lost and haven't been found yet. The police and other investigation agencies are all totally confounded. The DA powers that be have called in a group of police-psychic consultants. They don't know where everything and everyone is yet, but they all agree on a series of graphic psychic images that they have all seen. They all saw a duck-billed platypus making it's nest out of the jewel cases and some bits of a red material that looks kind of "silky." That's the latest information that has been released in the press releases. __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 02-11-2003 02:10 BD Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 07-16-2002 Posts: 2,294 so they may have a little platypus poop on them when we finally get them? 02-11-2003 08:49 postman Normal Noggin Registration Date: 01-17-2003 Posts: 7 quote: Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick You mean you didn't get yours yet!? Actually, it was travelling on a bus back from the manufacturer when the bus broke down. Everyone had to camp out in this big, red tent. A big wind came up and blew the tent and everything in it away. The bus driver, people assigned to the project and all CD copies were lost and haven't been found yet. The police and other investigation agencies are all totally confounded. The DA powers that be have called in a group of police-psychic consultants. They don't know where everything and everyone is yet, but they all agree on a series of graphic psychic images that they have all seen. They all saw a duck-billed platypus making it's nest out of the jewel cases and some bits of a red material that looks kind of "silky." That's the latest information that has been released in the press releases. I WONDER WHO COULD BE RESPONSIBLE? MWA-HA-HAHA! 02-11-2003 09:17 EdHead Official Impasto Registration Date: 10-21-2002 Posts: 2,565 Location: The Imaginary Sanctuary I knew it! __________________ 02-11-2003 13:11 Dr Rich Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 9,986 Location: Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala. ) __________________ 02-11-2003 15:35 brdhsnyrsoul Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 08-20-2002 Posts: 2,155 Location: the funky western civilization I admit it. I'm responsible. __________________ 02-11-2003 15:52 audiori Administrator Registration Date: 03-12-2002 Posts: 11,145 Location: Missouri We'll see if we can get an update on this... last we heard, we were supposed to have it last week I think. __________________ "Blessed is he who expecteth nothing, for he shall enjoy everything" -St. Francis of Assisi "A strange fanaticism fills our time: the fanatical hatred of morality, especially of Christian morality." - GK Chesterton 02-11-2003 16:21 brdhsnyrsoul Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 08-20-2002 Posts: 2,155 Location: the funky western civilization I'm still responsible. __________________ 02-12-2003 12:44 dorfsmith Grand Encephalon Registration Date: 03-24-2002 Posts: 28,142 Location: Everybody needs a persicom That's why you've been hiding. __________________ http://www.google.com 02-12-2003 12:45 brdhsnyrsoul Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 08-20-2002 Posts: 2,155 Location: the funky western civilization They've been making me go to all these committee meetings and stuff. I've hardly been at my desk this week. __________________ 02-12-2003 12:48 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes THIS JUST IN: POLICE PSYCHICS CONFIRM BIRD BOY'S INVOLVEMENT        Today at 12:27 p.m. EST the police-psychics have released a new statement. It seems their most recent visions have been of a ramshackle nest made of the lost Prickley Heat CD's and some red silky material. The new news is that their visions had brought about a new finding that this ramshackle platypus hut is under the porch of some run down old shack. That's not all folks, when bird boy admitted his responsibility, police squads, lead by the pychic group, descended upon his shanty and made a gruesome discovery. We now know what happened to those missing people -- the bus driver and official DA workers who were employed especially for this Prickly Heat CD project. It turns out that bird boy has been grinding their remains into a paste that he has been feeding this platypus. Upon recieving this information, animal rights activist groups from around the nation have been in an uproar. You will all be glad to know that the CD nest has been retrieved. However, since it is evidence, it cannot be shipped to those who ordered them just yet. They must make their appearance in the trial that is sure to follow. As for the the platypus, you will be glad to know that he has been moved to Punxatawney in hopes that he may give a better forecast for the remainder of the winter season than that old groundhog, Phil. The locals have taken to calling their guest platypus "Earl". Earl is in good hands and is being well treated. As for the remainder of the victims who have been turned itno "platypus paste," they will recieve a group burial in an undisclosed setting. The family of these people have been contacted and informed of the horrible fate that their loved one met. It is the hope of all the law enforcement agencies lead by the group of psychics that the remainder of society will give these mourning families time to grieve the demise of their loved ones. It should be pointed out that this "Bird Boy" person is highly derranged and dangerous. If you happen to come across him, treat him pleasantly and curtiously, but do not associate with him any longer than you have to. When you have escaped his presence, call local police immediately and inform them of where exactly you encountered this madman. More details will follow as they become available. Thank you. __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 02-12-2003 13:49 dorfsmith Grand Encephalon Registration Date: 03-24-2002 Posts: 28,142 Location: Everybody needs a persicom Now I see why my wife was kind of afraid to meet him __________________ http://www.google.com 02-12-2003 14:07 DaLe Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-19-2002 Posts: 2,717 Location: MiNNeSoTa - HeRe we put salt on the Roads... Lord, Help me be Salt of the Earth - NoT Salt in the Wound. so, take most everything I SaY HeRe with a grain of Salt ! quote: Originally posted by dorfsmith Now I see why my wife was kind of afraid to meet him My wife is afraid of everybody & everything related to the DAmb, I assure her, she should be... __________________ ® 02-12-2003 14:32 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 Oh yeah???        quote: Originally posted by DaLe uReViG My wife is afraid of everybody & everything related to the DAmb, I assure her, she should be... Well, God told me to tell HER.... __________________ 02-12-2003 14:37 brdhsnyrsoul Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 08-20-2002 Posts: 2,155 Location: the funky western civilization anyone want to join me as....I mean.....for dinner tonight? __________________ 02-12-2003 15:44 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes quote: Originally posted by brdhsnyrsoul anyone want to join me as....I mean.....for dinner tonight? Hey! You plague-inducing platypus paste psychopath, you stay away from here! It's because of you that we all have to wait that much longer for our Prickly Heat CDs! And those poor people ... You should be slapped with wet midgets until you are beat within an inch of your life, have copies of Pluto Nash stapled to your skull, forced to listen to "Barbara Streisand Sings Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits" (on repeat mode for 36 hours) and then left to lay facedown in a 4 inch deep puddle of still wet, steaming hot goat feces to think about the horror you have unleashed! You should here what some of the other suggestions to do to you were! __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 02-12-2003 17:25 brdhsnyrsoul Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 08-20-2002 Posts: 2,155 Location: the funky western civilization I should? Well, let's hear 'em then. __________________ 02-12-2003 17:43 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes I'm sorry, but in deferrence to the fact that the innocent public accesses this site, I cannot subject them to such violent and perverse images and suggestions. I mean, some of these things came with illustrations! Let's just suffice it to say that some of these people's suggestions would make Josef Mengela look like Mary Poppins. One of the suggestions did involve Jim Muglia, a large number of lemmings, pruning shears, lemon juice and ordinary everyday Hamberger Helper. The results are too horrid to post, but I'll let it your imagination. __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 02-12-2003 17:58 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes originally posted by Woggy [oh, speaking of nature, how is the platypus doing?)] On behalf the group of police psychics, I want to thank you for your concern and inquiry. There has been a compilation. "Bird Boy" broke into the Punxetawney compound on the night of February 12. He found our beloved platypus, Earl. His intentions, as you might expect, were not benevolent in nature. He tried to strangle Earl all the while yelling that he "would take care of you ... I'll show you what you can witness to the court about me!" Earl did pierce him with his poisonous claw (yes, platypuses ARE poisonous) and "Bird Boy" yelped like a little girl and dropped Earl at which time, he scurried into his little den. Soon, the compound staff arrived to Earl's rescue and tried to wrest "Bird Boy" to the ground. He began frothing at the mouth and convulsing on the ground. Police now think that it was just a ruse to get the compound officials to let go of him. Unfortunately, the Punxetawney Compound Officials let the assailant go. They saw him fleeing in a south-easterly direction (toward Pittsburgh). Earl is fine, but obviously a little shaken up. He is being transferred to a safe house at an undisclosed location to await the time when he can testify about this madman. Authorities are scoring Pittsbugh and its surrounding areas looking for "Bird Boy." The platypus poison will not kill "Bird Boy." But, until it is either runs its course or is flushed from his system, he will not be in any kind of state to harm or even track Earl. Police believe that his stupified state will aid them in their apprehension of this criminal madman. There is a rumor that law enforcement authorities would like to quell until confirmation or denial can be made of the claims. A reporter, Mark Dettinger of the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, asked is this "Bird Boy" is a descendant of (or in any way related to) the infamous "Birdman of Alcatraz"? At this time, we would like to say that it is an intriguing theory, but we must relate that it is at this time and unconfirmed rumor. Please do not porpogate this story as being true until we have either confirmed it or denied it. Again, we urge you that if you have contact with this "Bird Boy," please, only interact with him as much as you need to and then get out of his presence as quickly as possible. He is dangerous, mad and now, because of Earl, in a state of delerium. If you know anything of his whereabouts, we urge you to use the following phone number to contact the police psychics, directly. Remember, they are psychics, so they will know if you are calling to feed them false information. The phone number is 1-800-HELP-ERL. Any information that you can provide will be very much appreciated. __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 02-14-2003 12:11 Tree Structure | Board Structure Jump to: Please select: -------------------- DA Related Discussion-- General Discussion-- Upcoming Releases-- CD & DVD Reviews-- Larry - Lucy I'm In LoveFAQs and Notices Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » Prickly Heat update? Forum Software: Burning Board 2.3.6, Developed by WoltLab GmbH