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Waldo Waldo is a male
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Last week Fox had a show with celebrity boxing. I missed it because I've given up sensationalistic crap for Lent. It got me thinking about boxing (wrestling) matches I'd like to see. So here's my top 5:

5 Uncle Ralph vs Rev. Tucker - "Push comes to shove for Aunt Betty's love."

4 David Schwimmer vs Jevon the Tall - "The schmuck and the Canuck."

3 the Tuxedo Clad Megastar vs Louie Anderson - "The battle of the bossoms."

2 Carl vs Boy George (in Germany) - "Two eunichs in Munich."

1 Gus BenJava vs Mr. T. vs Waldo - "Coffee, Tea or Me." (of course)

Any other dream matches?

Waldo

PS Oops, I should have put this on the other side. Sorry!!
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You could get Terri. Mike and Derri all in the ring.
Of course it would be a
Doggy Pile!

Or perhaps Jimmi Hendrix and my mom
The BAttle of the Axes!
(Actully my mommys no battle axe- I just like the word)

OR you could throw my Sis in the first ring to have
Woggy and the Doggies!
anyway- You beat me on all counts
Jc
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Maybe ... Reply to this Post Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Posts Report Post to a Moderator       Go to the top of this page

... Evil Genius Anne vs Dr. Woggenstein - "When trouble in the lab hits the boiling point."

or Tammy Fay vs. Jan Crouch - "The masscara massacre."

or I would love to see Mike Roe vs Pinhead the Record Exec - "Say your N*K*D Prayers."

Anyone else?

Bruce
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You could get Terri. Mike and Derri all in the ring.
Of course it would be a
Doggy Pile!

OR you could throw my Sis in the first ring to have
Woggy and the Doggies!
anyway- You beat me on all counts
Jc

Good ones JimINy (or do we have to call you Jc now)

What if you took on Buddy Holly's back-up band then we'd have so CriCkets on the ticket!

Waldo
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I did think to throw my son Colin and all the former and Current members who were involved in the swiss vanilla booboo O recording....
then youd get Colin All Cars
whew they are startin to stink now!
JiMIny
or perhaps one of the Fab 2 thats left, and Andrew...
Ringo and a Dingo!
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or perhaps one of the Fab 2 thats left, and Andrew...
Ringo and a Dingo!


Excuse while I go into Geography professor mode.....

The island of Australia is populated with Dingos, Kangaroos and the decendants of assorted crimianls who were too stupid to avoid capture from English police.

In a completely seperate country just to the west of Australia is Beautiful New Zealand (scenery as scene in Lord of the Rings and Virtical Limit) it is populated by Kiwi's Kiwi's and Kiwi's (Bird's, Fruit and people)

Exiting professor mode....

OK how about General Patton and JC... A Tank and a Yank
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oK THEN Reply to this Post Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Posts Report Post to a Moderator       Go to the top of this page

wILL PUT pAUL RUBENS AND aNDREW-
A kIWI AND A pEE wEE
BETTER??? (SORRY)
JImiNy THE yaNK
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I was going to put a pee wee and a Kiwi, but I had Andrew fighting Gary Coleman. (wouldn't want anyone getting punched by Paul Ruebens, you don't know where that hand has been.)

Good ones again Jc

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Fight(s) O\'The Century!!! Reply to this Post Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Posts Report Post to a Moderator       Go to the top of this page

Imelda Marcos & BB King: Shoes versus the Blues

Tina Turner's Husband & Nike: Ikey versus Nike

Nicolas Cage fights Rage Against the Machine: Cage in a Rage (Nic wins, of course. Nic ALWAYS wins Smile Smile )

Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO?



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quote:
Originally posted by Woggy

Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO?




HEH HEH HEHBig Grin


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evil genius anne vs dr woggenstein?
im sorry, no offense to the good doctor, but it'd be no contest. don't put someone in the ring with me unless you wanna see them get their arse kicked.



4 brothers, enough said.


Wink
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EXCUSE ME, annie dear, but......... Reply to this Post Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Posts Report Post to a Moderator       Go to the top of this page

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evil genius anne vs dr woggenstein?
im sorry, no offense to the good doctor, but it'd be no contest. don't put someone in the ring with me unless you wanna see them get their arse kicked.
Wink


I've kicked a few butts in MY day, ya know. And I have 2 brothers.....................ummm, Jim, did I ever kick your buttinski?

I HAVE 6 SISTERS...........SO, ya wanna go there, big talker? But then, I suppose these PIGS on the board would enjoy a good catfight, wouldn't they?

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

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"The masscara massacre." !!! (LOL!!!), WU! Reply to this Post Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Posts Report Post to a Moderator       Go to the top of this page

(still rolling on the floor)

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duh.....I'm one of 6 girls in the fam. And 2 boys.

Whew!



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wog-
I dont recall ever k-ing your b
or being k-d in the b..by you.
Now Tiny Peters and I took a few rounds
(hows THAT for a name!)..
and I scrapped with my bro-
but rarely got in a hairpulling match with my sissies.
Is that the way it were?
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Now Tiny Peters and I took a few rounds
(hows THAT for a name!)..
and I scrapped with my bro-
but rarely got in a hairpulling match with my sissies.
Is that the way it were?
JiMIny


We were buds then.........as well as now. The only one I recall scrapping with a lot was Peg.

Tiny ............... what a guy! still drinkin' like a fish Frown

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Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO?


If your fists are as fast as your wit, I'd be a fool to try and take you on. :o)

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If your fists are as fast as your wit, I'd be a fool to try and take you on. :o)
Waldo

Not being a physical fighter, it would HAVE to be a war of wits. I'm kinda wimpy in the Rock'm-sock'm department. Wink

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quote:
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4 David Schwimmer vs Jevon the Tall - "The schmuck and the Canuck."



Ladies and Gentlemen, and children of all ages ...

The tale of the tape

David: 6'2" 175lbs - referred to as Tall and Gangly
Jevon: 6'7" 240lbs - referred to as Tall and Gangly

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"

PS: at least you didn't pit me against Ryan Stiles. He'd kick my donkey.

PPS: If Denis Leary and Tim Chandler were to meet in a dark room could they see each other?

... only if they get together and make a (wait for it)a Chandlerleary.



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JUST GET DR RICH
AND DR WU


YOU'D HAVE A PARADOX

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