Berger Roy Al
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All right people, have you ever seen that one scene in "Casablanca" toward the start of the movie where the crowd all looks up as that small plane flies over, the plane what's carrying all them nazi guys?
What? What? How is this on-topic? Well I'm getting around to it Mr. Smarty Pants, so just keep your fruit-of-the-looms on straight, will ya?!
I was watching it in my trailor on my ol' black an' white with the remote the size of a toaster and a 45 foot long cord that plugs into the tv, it was 3:30 A.M right before the Morton Downey jr. Memorial Marathon came on and then I spilled my spread of cheesballs and Lavoris and boy wasn't THAT a nice mess to ccckkxxxccclean up and then they started banging on my trailor again and why, OH WHY won't they stop, sweet Lorraine, someone please, PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP, JUST MAKE IT STOP JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY MOMMY, PLEASE?!!
And when that plane goes overhead, guess what's under the wing on the right side. That's right, spelled out in big block letters, a big "DA."
Now how, I ask you, how in the honeybaked heck was that dirtbag Chandler able to slip in that little piece of propaganda for his lousy band in a 1942 movie when the band hadn't even started and they were'nt even born yet? Hmmmm?... ... Wellllll? ...Well, why aren't you answering?
AND, get this. There's a guy in it named "Berger!" Simple ccxcoincidence? I think kkkkkknot. gggkxxk! (cough)...
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carl
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I was watching it in my trailor on my ol' black an' white with the remote the size of a toaster and a 45 foot long cord that plugs into the tv, it was 3:30 A.M right before the Morton Downey jr. Memorial Marathon came on and then I spilled my spread of cheesballs and Lavoris and boy wasn't THAT a nice mess to ccckkxxxccclean up and then they started banging on my trailor again and why, OH WHY won't they stop, sweet Lorraine, someone please, PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP, JUST MAKE IT STOP JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY MOMMY, PLEASE?!! |
I DID make it go away. You keep on bringing it back.
Although I'd've liked to have been there for the Mort marathon....
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Berger Roy Al
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ccxcarl? Is that You??!
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YIKES!
A DA "Back to the Future" moment?
And Berger CAUGHT it?
Methinks there was more than Lavoris in that glass!!!
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Methinks there was more than Lavoris in that glass!!! |
Yep, and enough to make a scorpion go mad.
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Woggy

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Prolly, Sprinklerhead!
Say, can you take pictures when you do the scorpion experiment? That would be good to document such an educational event.
I wonder what would happen if we sprinkled alcohol on Berger?
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carl
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I think we already know the answer to that.
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Berger Roy Al
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What?! A "Back to the Future" moment? You think that's what happened?!! Then was that actually ME in the movie and not some other guy named Berger?!! You people are freakkxxxxing me out!!
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02-18-2004 13:14 |
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Of all the gin joints in all the tubs in all the world, that Jackalope Berger had to walk into this one!
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02-18-2004 13:23 |
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Back to the Future?!?!
Can't you tell Michael J Fox from Bogart?
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Berger Roy Al
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What?! Michael J Fox was in "Casablanca??!
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Didn't know he could play the piano, didya?
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02-18-2004 13:38 |
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Hello Der Berger.
When are you gonna call me for the next Eddies album?
I haven't heard from Camariloo in awhile
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hairballs again huh
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baxter
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That was a fine edit, Berger.
Have you considered the NYTimes?
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Woggy

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Berger:
that was really YOU in the movie.
Go ahead - get your brain around THAT for a while........
Windex, anyone???
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Berger:
that was really YOU in the movie.
Go ahead - get your brain around THAT for a while........
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Sorry to correct you Woggy but I think Berger is in the movie but not yet....
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baxter
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Berger, i'm pretty sure that these swans have a special message for me, but i'm not sure what it is...can you help?
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Berger Roy Al
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Baxter!
It took me awhile, but I just figured it out. Here's what those two, um, things are trying to say to you:
"In the elevated FSTI condition, the laminar flow is highly disturbed. Linear instability amplification, which would take place under low-disturbance conditions triggered by infinitesimal disturbances, is bypassed, hence the term "bypass transition". Nonlinear instability, triggered by finite-amplitude disturbance, dominates in bypass transition. Due to the highly disturbed condition, the turbulent and non-turbulent parts of the transitional flow become difficult to separate. Because of this, the conventional conditional techniques for such sampling encounter difficulty and large uncertainty. A modified method was made. This modified method was convenient to apply and was theoretically verified. Use of the turbulence shear stress, , as the criterion function was found superior to the use of u' for separating the turbulent and non-turbulent signals in elevated FSTI conditions. The conditionally sampled results for FSTI, ranging from 0.5% to 6.4%, indicated that u', v', t', and are high in the non-turbulent part of the high FSTI cases contrary to the low FSTI cases, whereas ( and ) are low in the non-turbulent part, similar to the low FSTI cases. "
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