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Berger Roy Al
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quote:

RESIST the temptation! If they try to lure you with Tagalongs or Samoas, spray them with Windex (the cookies, NOT the Girl Scouts

Well great, I sprayed the Girl Scouts with Windex like you said and now they're starting a class action lawsuit against me.

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05-06-2005 10:37

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larryl larryl is a male

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quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al

quote:

RESIST the temptation! If they try to lure you with Tagalongs or Samoas, spray them with Windex (the cookies, NOT the Girl Scouts

Well great, I sprayed the Girl Scouts with Windex like you said and now they're starting a class action lawsuit against me.

better hope camarillo gets that new eddies record finished, so you can raise money!!!!

ich bin sicher, daß es ein internationaler Erfolg ist Big Grin

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05-06-2005 10:40

Berger Roy Al
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quote:

better hope camarillo gets that new eddies record finished, so you can raise money!!!!

That's right! I had forgotten about that particular source of income. Why, I bet I could make, oh....anywhere between 10 to $15 on that thing!!

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05-06-2005 10:43

jiminy
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hmm ......and an insanity plea wont work after ALL those times you said you werent.

but WAIT- if one admits they are not- are they? - jus as if one admits they are, they cant be?

Catch 22- alive and well!!!

and dont forget the Scopes defense..after all- was he the only money ever on trial??

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05-06-2005 10:44

Berger Roy Al
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jiminy, the insanity plea won't work. no one's ever going to buy the idea that i'm insane!! HAHA! I'm sure!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAGGGcccxxxkkkk! Rarf! MOMMY! Natürlich ging es im Anfang langsam zu, aber er setzte doch immer sein Fabrikat ab, und im Verhältnis, als es ihm besser von der Hand ging, nahm auch der Absatz zu. Es hieß bald MOMMY!!!

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05-06-2005 10:53

larryl larryl is a male

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quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
jiminy, the insanity plea won't work. no one's ever going to buy the idea that i'm insane!! HAHA! I'm sure!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAGGGcccxxxkkkk! Rarf! MOMMY! Natürlich ging es im Anfang langsam zu, aber er setzte doch immer sein Fabrikat ab, und im Verhältnis, als es ihm besser von der Hand ging, nahm auch der Absatz zu. Es hieß bald MOMMY!!!

i hear they have supoened chandler as a character witness.......... Shocked

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Ecclesiastes 1
1 The words of the Teacher, son of David, king in Jerusalem:

2 "Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."

05-06-2005 10:56

Berger Roy Al
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Hahahahaha! I've always wanted to see Chandler supoened! He deserves to be supoened real good!!

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05-06-2005 10:59

Berger Roy Al
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Berger sleep nowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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05-06-2005 11:04

larryl larryl is a male

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die kleinen Leute kommen, während Sie schlafen und stehlen Ihre Badewanne und in der Tat Ihr kostbares windex. seien Sie auf Ihrem Schutz.

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Ecclesiastes 1
1 The words of the Teacher, son of David, king in Jerusalem:

2 "Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."

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05-06-2005 11:07

Theo

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Oh! An apology Berger

Why I always think GLUE when I think of you..? My bad! Windex! Windex! That's the sniffer of champions. My bad... Red Face

05-06-2005 11:12

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Woggy

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quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al

quote:

RESIST the temptation! If they try to lure you with Tagalongs or Samoas, spray them with Windex (the cookies, NOT the Girl Scouts

Well great, I sprayed the Girl Scouts with Windex like you said and now they're starting a class action lawsuit against me.

WELL, did you use this???

For goodness sake, Berger, you tryin' to KILL those poor children???

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05-06-2005 11:17

Theo

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I had a little windex and was able to translate

Berger said:

Brooms are as well known a crying need of the time and certainly already were that since long times. There are such needs, which want to be satisfied daily and weekly, many in each house and everywhere humans, which it voluntary the pleasant obligation make themselves to satisfy these needs. One respects ever less the persons, who do this, if one only the necessary kriegt and so probably as possible mommy!!!!

My response:

Ja ja! Besen sind lang für ausgedehnte Gruben von auffängt benutzt worden. Lang haben wir vermutet, daß einige Schulelehrer Besen als Hauptform des Transportes benutzten. Einzelne Strohe können für das Holen des Ohrwachses aus dem Ohr heraus benutzt werden. Ja, Mommy, ja!

05-06-2005 11:19

joey

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i voted.... Cool

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05-06-2005 11:29

jiminy
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RE: I had a little windex and was able to translate

quote:

Originally posted by Theo
Berger said:

Brooms are as well known a crying need of the time and certainly already were that since long times. There are such needs, which want to be satisfied daily and weekly, many in each house and everywhere humans, which it voluntary the pleasant obligation make themselves to satisfy these needs. One respects ever less the persons, who do this, if one only the necessary kriegt and so probably as possible mommy!!!!

My response:

Ja ja! Besen sind lang für ausgedehnte Gruben von auffängt benutzt worden. Lang haben wir vermutet, daß einige Schulelehrer Besen als Hauptform des Transportes benutzten. Einzelne Strohe können für das Holen des Ohrwachses aus dem Ohr heraus benutzt werden. Ja, Mommy, ja!

CMON YOU GUYS- STICK TO GERMAN WILL YA??
OH WAIT - THAT WAS GERMAN

SWITCH TO SWAHILI PLEASE......

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05-06-2005 11:42

Theo

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Sorry Jiminy

No Swahili. It's all GREEK to me!

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theodoron

PS: ooops! This board won't print Greek characters. dang!

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05-06-2005 11:48

Woggy

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¿Habla usted inglés?

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05-06-2005 11:49

Berger Roy Al
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Ggkkkkcxxxk! Sweet Mother of Pearl, what's going on?!! How did I end up at the U.N.??!!!

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05-06-2005 11:54

Woggy

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quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Ggkkkkcxxxk! Sweet Mother of Pearl, what's going on?!! How did I end up at the U.N.??!!!

IT WAS HER, wasn't it?

That Kidman woman......she led you astray.

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05-06-2005 12:04

Berger Roy Al
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Hey, she looks just like Sean Penn!! But who's that woman holding the paper?

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05-06-2005 12:09

freak

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Hallo, Berger?!

er er er..., wie Sie heute süsse Zwiebel eines Kerls sind. wann
beginnen Sie überhaupt, den Baß mit diesem ragtag Band von Wirbeln
zu spielen, wie?

Sie gehend, dieses mal wirklich oben zu zeigen und zu spielen oder
Wille müssen sie die Baß-Zeilen retten, indem sie in Krämer holen.
Gehen Sie von Ihnen faulen Esel weg und stellen Sie Ihre Dämonen
gegenüber und seien Sie der Stoßkolbenausführende, den ich an
Cstein 90 sah. Treten Sie die lavoris, das windex alle diese
Entschuldigungen, um Sie unten zu halten und ein MANN zu sein!

Ihr Freund,

ungewöhnlich

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05-06-2005 12:44

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