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Berger Roy Al
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It's finally Thursday, people! And since that Jackalope Chandler is constantly trying to further his vainglorious personal agenda by posting his big wanna-be-a-rock-star interviews all over the place, I will now release to the public my own latest interview. I haven't read it myself, because I never read my own interviews or listen to my records after I make them. (I also make it a point to never listen to anyone else's records after they make them.)
My houseboy, Crispin Glover, will now post the interview. I'll be around today if anyone wants to talk. And please speak up, people!!
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INTERVIEWER: Hello, Berger.
BERGER: Hi. I have to go now.
INTERVIEWER: Ok. Bye.
BERGER: Bye.
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
This post has been edited 2 time(s), it was last edited by Berger Roy Al: 03-26-2004 12:49.
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uvulapie
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The interview was so touching, so revealing, so heart-rending that I've decided never to read or perspire again. Thank you... thank you....
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03-26-2004 09:12 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Hi, pie.
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03-26-2004 09:16 |
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uvulapie
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Hi Berger. How are the lymph nodes?
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03-26-2004 09:17 |
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DwDunphy
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Gee, Berger. You shouldn't scare me like that. |
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I read, "TGIT!" and immediately thought you were slipping into an epileptic seizure.
By the way, here's a mouthguard... Y'know. Just in case.
DwD
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03-26-2004 09:17 |
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Berger Roy Al
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HGGGGGKKKTGIT!! GK GK GKK!
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03-26-2004 09:19 |
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uvulapie
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DAD-BURNIT! I gotta go do a meeting...
Translation for Berger:
ACK! Grun-zizzybun. Muffa muffa CKXKLL!
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03-26-2004 09:22 |
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Berger Roy Al
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What? Speak up, people!!
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03-26-2004 09:29 |
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Mountain Fan
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Berger thinks he's in Austrailia and it's really still Thursday here. He's just being sensitive and trying to think of his fellow men.
Now for important questions:
What would happen to the Swirling Eddies if they went to Austrailia, since vortexes spin backwards over there?
Would they have to call themselves Daniel Amos to play Swirling Eddies music?
Would DA become SE to play DA tunes?
Would they flush their heads in a toilet or hold a Hoover on top of their head to fix their wonderful 'dos?
Would Vaseline be the proper lubrication to maintain the Hoover, or would V05 work better?
Aaaaaaagh! I'm being flushed!
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03-26-2004 09:34 |
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Berger Roy Al
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WHAT?!!
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03-26-2004 09:45 |
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DwDunphy
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Eddies? Australia? Flushing? |
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I know of the Simpsons episode of which you speak and yet I'm still confused.
SITUATION: NORMAL.
DwD
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03-26-2004 10:00 |
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bein heinni
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RE: Eddies? Australia? Flushing? |
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Originally posted by DwDunphy
I know of the Simpsons episode of which you speak and yet I'm still confused.
SITUATION: NORMAL.
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Thanks for leaving off the A.F.U. part. You wouldn't want Jan to come wash out your mouth, now would you?
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03-26-2004 10:03 |
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DwDunphy
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You used to write some funny stuff for the Vertigo newsletter. Why haven't you graced us with a vignette or two lately?
DwD
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03-26-2004 10:03 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Okay, I started another thread that officially glows with warmth. I'm giving this one and my other recent threads the thumbs down.
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03-26-2004 10:04 |
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DwDunphy
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All Floral Undergarments?
Tee. F. Hee
DwD
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03-26-2004 10:06 |
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DwDunphy
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Hey there, now. Buck up, l'il camper... |
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Don't proclaim suckitude yet. Turn that frown upside down! Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to hgkkkttt it into fgghggftt, and you can start to make it gkkkkhkkkkff.
Two Dollars!!
DwD
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03-26-2004 10:08 |
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DwDunphy
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Or as Grandpa used to say... |
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"you can start to make it gkkkkhkkkkff."
No, wait. He never said that.
Ever.
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Never mind.
DwD
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03-26-2004 10:10 |
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Berger Roy Al
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"you can start to make it gkkkkhkkkkff." Now that's more like it!
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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03-26-2004 10:12 |
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DwDunphy
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Well, it made more sense than: |
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I hfffkffh the news today, oh ghhffkkkt.
Or thereabouts.
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TROG-DORRRRR!!
DwD
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03-26-2004 10:14 |
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Berger Roy Al
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about a luckkkxxxxxxxxy man who made the ggggggkkkkkkkkkvt.
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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