servantsteve
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This thread is a train wreck for long haired girly men. They hate it, but can't keep away.
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Audiori J
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I am still offended that audiori got the last word.
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servantsteve
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Stick a tampon in your ear.
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Audiori J
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I am equally offended that ServantSteve got the first word and everyone else got the middle words though.
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servantsteve
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Wait a minute, I see you've already done that.
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Audiori J
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Yeah thanks it helped, but I am still offended.
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servantsteve
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I've had a number of large bowel movements today. That paper sure is comfortable.
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The only thing smaller than my sense of humor is my patience and forgiveness |
I thought you were going to say something else.
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Audiori J
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Are you trying to offend me? If so, you did almost as much as the muscular pictures of Terry he sent me in the mail after I sent in my hard earned dough. And they offended me almost as much as the new title of this thread. Which offends me almost as much as the fact that I don't get the last word because audiori already got it. My paper thin skin is crinkled as well now. Thanks a lot. (sarcasm) Oh great, now I am even more offended by his sudden unprovoked sarcasm on my part.
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servantsteve
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I'm feeling a little cramp right now- can you meet me in the bathroom?
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servantsteve
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It should be clear by now that I have nothing at all to do.
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sondance
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mando-man, exactly how would that be clear to anyone?
did anyone else get their yard gnome?
mine came out looking a lot like Audiorii J wearing a long pointy hat and something really scary is stuck in his ear.
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jiminy
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God is not mocked
just people.
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audiori
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I think Joe the Internet User can take it. It didn't seem to destroy Joes the Plumber, the six pack, the Biden or the Lieberman.
Besides, this threads about to become commercial... I hear they've picked Drew Carey to host the US version.
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Audiori J
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I am offended by Drew Carey.
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i am offended at your assumption!
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sondance
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so would you say you are an offended gnome then?
how do they pronounce gnome in Aladabm?
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so would you say you are an offended gnome then?
how do they pronounce gnome in Aladabm? |
guh NAH mee
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sondance
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hmmm, that was too easy
how about - tsunami?
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