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I don't know why I bother
To join English bespotters
Whose uncouth language slaughtered
The prose that I admire

It's true my alma mater
Taught English prim and proper
But my teacher, I forgot her --
I cried, "My pants are all afire!"

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It pales compared to our resident poeteer lariat, but I couldn't help myself. I was caught up in the moment!

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I always thought, "The Day My Spaghetti Crawled Away " would make either a good Eddies' song or Stephen King novel (titled shortened to "Spag") but I can't figure out if that happens before or after their pants are lit on fire by the spider monkey while hiding his beer.

One must wonder if one's pants are lit on fire in a volcano and no one is around to see it, is there any smoke?

Conversely we might ask, "How many bergers does it take to change one's pants?" The answer is intuitively at least 3 - 1 to take off the pants, 1 to put on the pants and 1 to light the match, blow torch or incendiary device of choice.

What exactly is that smell anyway?

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it doesn't take a berger to change pants, just a pack of girl scouts.

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What a great thread!

Hi Tim!
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Or consider another of my great works:

CURRENTLY UNTITLED!!!! BUT AT ONE TIME DID HAVE A TITLE!!!

Oh!
Oh, where the bee .sucks
There suck I!
This could eventually cause some problems, if not outright confusion.
But Wait!
WAIT!
I SAID WAIT WHY AREN'T YOU WAITING?!!!
What's that I smell?
Or
What's that?
I smell?
Let's go with the first one.
Is it the gentle, floating fragrance of Springtime a-beckoning?
No, unfortunately it's something I stepped in.

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CHANDLER DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRIGHTE NO POEMS WHAT ARE AS GOOD AS MINE!! HE COULDN'T NEVER BE AS GOOD OF A POETER AS ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGGKXKCXXKGK!!!

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Thats an interesting poem Barger, ....hey didja happen to see Camarillo lately?

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Who's Cckkcamarillo?

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Camarillo Eddy, also known as Karloada the Mighty Penguin Boy... the one that cultivated giant pods in his back yard and eventually the "Swirling Eddies" were born....that Camarillo...

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Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!?! STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!!!!

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The bush was burning.

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Gggcxk!! Where am I...ggk

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Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!?! STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!!!!

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Hi Tim!


The most recent poem seemed curiously coherent.

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What??!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HI TIM"???!! CHANDLER HASN'T BEEN HERE TODAY!!! DON'T ANYONE DARE GIVE THAT HACK CREDIT FOR MY WORGGXK!!!

AND HOW DARE YOU CALL MY POEM COHERENT??!!! I CAN BE AS INCOHERENT AS ANYONE!!!!!!!!!

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Shameless....
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I would never give anyone else credit for your work Berger.

as for coherence,

melons in soap=wallpaper haiku by bridge of altoids goats lots of goats rocks and mioce push over many oceans and aliens unknown b little goldfish rythym metaphoe i'm awesomeer than stapler hic!

If I can do that, than you should be easily much more incoherent than that. Cool Pleased

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melons in soap=wallpaper haiku by bridge of altoids goats lots of goats rocks and mioce push over many oceans and aliens unknown b little goldfish rythym metaphoe i'm awesomeer than stapler hic!


WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!! THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!!!!!!

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Apparantly I'm on a similar wavelength as Berger.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????



















It all makes sense now... Tongue

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