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Berger Roy Al
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Don't fight it Josh&eccgkggkxkkkkt!! You and I are the only ones who make any sense here!!!!!

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Green is the sky, flat is the world, dead is Paul.

Pleased

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PAUL WILLIAMS IS DEAD?!@?!?
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He's a walrus.

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BERGER!

hows the goo goo ga joob?

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I thought the walrus was Paul Bob.

Wait a minute... this is all somehow making sense.
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Berger Roy Al
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TITLED!!!!!

If I
Could
Save
Time in
a
Bottle
Why the hell, exactly, would I want to do that considering the fact that there are a lot of other things that can go into a bottle, especially Windex?

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More time = more time for Windex

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quote:
Originally posted by Josh&etc
More time = more time for Windex



but less bottle room for Windex

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quote:
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but less bottle room for Windex


But windex should go in swimming pools, not bottles, right? So after the windex is dumped from the bottle to the swimming pool, the time goes in to the bottle.


don't ask me how i know this

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More of my Deeply Moving poetry.

(I cried when I wrote this)


Poem # @

She wept
Oh
How she wept
WHY!? I cried
WHY!!?
Thou must
tell... ... me
what I must
Do
To
Ease thy pain!
"You're standing on my foot, fatass"
She said.
As soon as I stepped off, she stopped
crying
Soon, Spring came

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That's beautiful.

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I'm wondering where the lions are...
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Crying

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I cried when I read it.

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quote:
"You're standing on my foot, fatass"
She said


If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that.

Berger's poetry strums the strings of my heart

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No time for a summer hggghhkkkkx
No time for the love you ggggaaagghhkk
Seasons changed and so did ghghkkkgh
You need not wonder fffhhggghhggff
There's no time left for Windex
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Poem # &


Somtimes
I
Wonder
Sometimes I'm
a' wonderin'
'bout the phrase "bald spot"

But!
What of
The Man On The Street?
"Comes A Horseman!" I said loudly, grinning, to
The Man On The Street
He hit me
with a mallet and pushed me down into some mustard

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Must herd almonds off my sidewalk
Cucumbers off my fatarse
Mandarin wontons fill your ears
Sesame sorrows your eyes

‘scuse me while I finish my asian chicken salad gggkkkxx!

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Ragweed!

I bloweth my nose and cometh forth snot
berger poetry is a bunch a Tommyrot!

wipe off the mucus with store brand kleenex
please pull berger from those California tar pits!

Jason and Eric sorry for the Lip
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Ragweed..Bomp Bomp....Ragweed..Bomp Bomp...Ragweed

Why did God create Ragweed?!

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People, I'm sorry I couldn't "hang" (as the kids say) yesterday and "talk" but yesterday was a very emotional day for me. You see, when I write my deeply moving poetry, I'm moved deeply in a deeply moving way which is deeply moving and never fails to move me deeply.

(I just now cried when I wrote this.)

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