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You have been reading far too many of Earl Warren's opinions, Rithcie! We have to be tough with these miscreants.
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I think Berger is misunderstood. If you had a militaristic father who forced you to play flute... If you had your lips caught in the spokes of a 10-speed bike... If you had Elvis turn down a song you wrote only for Led Zeppelin to record it later (after reworking your favorite parts)... If you had involvement in the Bay of Pigs... If you had an addiction to Windex... If you lived in L.A....

Well...

Well...

Well, you'd be Berger.


Bay of Pigs is on the east shore of the Sea of Galiliee, right?... chains, tombs, absence of clothing, i wonder...

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All perhaps a result of these new afflictions Berger is suffering with: Inflammation of the anterior pickle, Cheeseitis, Wobbly britches, Fractured wigwam, Runniness of the ocular yolk, Unbuttoned vascular nodules, Upsidedowndochondria, Nervous strudel, Inky dinky dispepsia - and who can forget that oldy but goody, Sweet Potato Arm.

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All perhaps a result of these new afflictions Berger is suffering with: Inflammation of the anterior pickle, Cheeseitis, Wobbly britches, Fractured wigwam, Runniness of the ocular yolk, Unbuttoned vascular nodules, Upsidedowndochondria, Nervous strudel, Inky dinky dispepsia - and who can forget that oldy but goody, Sweet Potato Arm.


hilarious, Ha !!





wait! i've got sweet potato arm, twice... GGGCCKKXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It is just a matter of time before that sweet potato infection like thing moves from his arms to his tiny head and he becomes Mr. Sweet Potato Head, the favorite action figure of evangelical children all over the globe.
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That's awesome! Big Grin

Maybe Berger's newest affliction will become a part of Mr. Sweet Potato Head as well - Spastic Unibrow.
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Berger? You out there??? Recovering frow a Windex "run" or girl scout beating? Or maybe it's this new med you're on...

SWIRLYLAX (Tetrapak Spiralomycin)

This medication is mainly used for treatment of marshmallow intestine, stinky elbows, hot dog anemia and angry walrus syndrome. It may also be used for other conditions as determined by your doctor.

DOSAGE: Swallow 2 beer steins full 5 times a day. Do not take after meals or before meals. Do not take in the presence of a rodent. Do not breathe fresh air while on this medication.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS, which may go away during treatment, include: Feeling like you're being tickled by chicken feet, unbearable cravings for gorgonzola (only gorgonzola), meowing like a cat, uncontrollable crying when you see a man wearing cufflinks, urge to draw on toilets with dry-erase markers, night sweats, day sweats, brunch sweats, loss of limbs, hallucinations that everything on Earth has suddenly turned into eyebrows.

RARE SIDE EFFECTS Stop taking Swirlylax and see your doctor if you experience the following: "Flame toots", total amnesia, an odor of old books, inability to stop staring at doilies, a feeling of being followed by bunnies, imagining you're 65-and-a-half feet tall, seeing an airplane pulling a banner across the sky that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN".

SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS Stop taking Swirlylax and go to the nearest emergency room if you experience the following: A pickle replacing your heart, unbearable cravings for gouda, having Edward James Olmos sign an autograph for you, an odor of new cars, having all your toes turn into macaroni noodles, an urge to tell your blow dryer you love it, putting toothpaste in your hair against your will, sweating maple syrup, watching more than 3 episodes in a row of Lorne Greene's New Wilderness, curling your tongue into a tube shape, accidentally opening one of those music boxes with the little ballerina inside.

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is there some way (maybe a special emoticon?) to flag posts that are dangerous to read while eating? either because they are funny or gross... either or both.

gotta get this kidney bean out of my nose

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that oughtta do it

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Berger? You out there??? Recovering frow a Windex "run" or girl scout beating? Or maybe it's this new med you're on...

SWIRLYLAX (Tetrapak Spiralomycin)

This medication is mainly used for treatment of marshmallow intestine, stinky elbows, hot dog anemia and angry walrus syndrome. It may also be used for other conditions as determined by your doctor.

DOSAGE: Swallow 2 beer steins full 5 times a day. Do not take after meals or before meals. Do not take in the presence of a rodent. Do not breathe fresh air while on this medication.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS, which may go away during treatment, include: Feeling like you're being tickled by chicken feet, unbearable cravings for gorgonzola (only gorgonzola), meowing like a cat, uncontrollable crying when you see a man wearing cufflinks, urge to draw on toilets with dry-erase markers, night sweats, day sweats, brunch sweats, loss of limbs, hallucinations that everything on Earth has suddenly turned into eyebrows.

RARE SIDE EFFECTS Stop taking Swirlylax and see your doctor if you experience the following: "Flame toots", total amnesia, an odor of old books, inability to stop staring at doilies, a feeling of being followed by bunnies, imagining you're 65-and-a-half feet tall, seeing an airplane pulling a banner across the sky that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN".

SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS Stop taking Swirlylax and go to the nearest emergency room if you experience the following: A pickle replacing your heart, unbearable cravings for gouda, having Edward James Olmos sign an autograph for you, an odor of new cars, having all your toes turn into macaroni noodles, an urge to tell your blow dryer you love it, putting toothpaste in your hair against your will, sweating maple syrup, watching more than 3 episodes in a row of Lorne Greene's New Wilderness, curling your tongue into a tube shape, accidentally opening one of those music boxes with the little ballerina inside.


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Thank you again, pup!
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