jiminy
Tallowy Tamale
Registration Date: 11-16-2002
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sorry- you'll have to be offended.
after all- this ENTIRE thread is blowin smoke.
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theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone.
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audiori 
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Registration Date: 03-12-2002
Posts: 11,145
Location: Missouri
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when i'm blowing smoke
she'll be laughing at my jokes
she could always get the joke
i'll tell the world i love her
when i lose my place
one foot in the human waste
gentle understanding heart
will move me back again
to my lover and my friend
when i'm blowing smoke
or when i'm at the end of my rope
she cuts the line and offers me hope
no shame to say i need her
and our children smile
at their fatherchild
and the dreamy days roll by
they bring me home again
to my lover and my friend
when i'm blowing smoke
and i will find her
where grace binds her
God surrounds her
keeps her in that holy place
she'll be laughing at my jokes
yes, she could always get the joke
i'll tell the world i love her
and our children smile
at their fatherchild
and the dreamy days roll by
they bring me home again
to my lover and my friend
when i'm blowing smoke
when i'm blowing smoke
when i'm blowing smoke
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Wriss
Dark Steamy Cabbage
Registration Date: 10-16-2008
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Words that contain the letter "E" offend me.
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12-06-2008 12:32 |
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James
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Words that contain the letter "E" offend me. |
It must have been painful for you to type that sentence. So many "E" words. Hopefully you can put it behind you and move on to being offended by my response. You're welcome.
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12-06-2008 18:01 |
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Mountain Fan
Ubique Epoque
Registration Date: 10-09-2003
Posts: 14,224
Location: NC, Alive and Kicking, BOBD
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Blowin' In The Wind
Bob Dylan
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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12-06-2008 22:14 |
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PuP
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Registration Date: 07-09-2003
Posts: 11,774
Location: The DAmb Home for Wayward Sons and Fragile Daughters
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Originally posted by servantsteve
I determine the kind of day you have and I have told you to have a nice one when in fact, I am assembling a confederation of minins to actually spoil your day so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. |
Misspelling "minions" offends me.
Grammar often offends me but since she's an old lady, I let it slide.
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Mountain Fan
Ubique Epoque
Registration Date: 10-09-2003
Posts: 14,224
Location: NC, Alive and Kicking, BOBD
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slide? 
Electric Slide Lyrics
It's Electric!
You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
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12-08-2008 09:33 |
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servantsteve
Disjasked Lerna
Registration Date: 07-02-2002
Posts: 4,168
Location: Ole Virginny
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Originally posted by servantsteve
I determine the kind of day you have and I have told you to have a nice one when in fact, I am assembling a confederation of minins to actually spoil your day so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. |
Misspelling "minions" offends me.
Grammar often offends me but since she's an old lady, I let it slide. |
Having my spelling corrected offends me. Referring to a spelling error as a grammar error offends me.
I like dogs, though. And I had a nice Grammar. I miss her from time to time. She would be 105 if she were still alive. My other grammar would be about 115 although no one is certain how old she actually was. She destroyed her birth certificate and never revealed her age to anyone. Quirkiness rules!
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12-08-2008 09:53 |
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joey
Platyhelminth
Registration Date: 01-08-2003
Posts: 7,231
Location: the biggest fans are often the biggest critics ... sometimes taken as complaining ... get used to it. :P - mountain fan
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Originally posted by Mountain Fan
Blowin' In The Wind
Bob Dylan
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind. |
mf posting lyrics that have nothing to do with the conversation at hand offends me! 
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12-08-2008 12:05 |
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sondance
Ceremonial Kernel
Registration Date: 05-04-2006
Posts: 1,815
Location: sittin' on the dock of the bay
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my grammar was called "gram"
to this day i have no idea why
she was sweet lady (GRHS) who gave birth to 12 babies on their farmhouse on the plains of Kansas
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Though I have become like a wineskin in the smoke,
I do not forget your statutes.
Psalm 119:83
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12-08-2008 14:44 |
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PuP
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Registration Date: 07-09-2003
Posts: 11,774
Location: The DAmb Home for Wayward Sons and Fragile Daughters
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Metric grandparents offend me. Call her "ounce" (or "oz" for short)!
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12-09-2008 07:43 |
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jiminy
Tallowy Tamale
Registration Date: 11-16-2002
Posts: 9,494
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I have three grandchildren.
The youngest is only a bit over one year - but the other two (7 n 3) I "trained" to call me Gaffer-
I AM the Gaffer.
make no mistake about it- in this next year - Lauren will call me...
the GAFFER!
theres only one after all.
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theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone.
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12-09-2008 07:47 |
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Mountain Fan
Ubique Epoque
Registration Date: 10-09-2003
Posts: 14,224
Location: NC, Alive and Kicking, BOBD
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Originally posted by joey
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Originally posted by Mountain Fan
Blowin' In The Wind
Bob Dylan
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind. |
mf posting lyrics that have nothing to do with the conversation at hand offends me!
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BLOWIN' and WIND have everything to do with this thread!
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12-10-2008 10:54 |
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servantsteve
Disjasked Lerna
Registration Date: 07-02-2002
Posts: 4,168
Location: Ole Virginny
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Hey sondance-
I clicked on your grandbaby's picture and it popped up large and with good rez. What a cutie pie! Hearts will be broken.
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12-11-2008 07:41 |
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sondance
Ceremonial Kernel
Registration Date: 05-04-2006
Posts: 1,815
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thanks s-man, she's as sweet as she is cute and spunky to boot.
i remind her parents they are royally spoiled... and we are all truly blessed.
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Though I have become like a wineskin in the smoke,
I do not forget your statutes.
Psalm 119:83
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