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HOLY CARP, BATMAN................


Berger is being given accolades on the DAmb?

Something is HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



it's the end of the world as we know it.

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I rated this thread! Big Grin

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quote:
Originally posted by Woggy
HOLY CARP, BATMAN................


Berger is being given accolades on the DAmb?

Something is HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



it's the end of the world as we know it.


and i feel fine.

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I rated this thread! Big Grin


I never rate threads and even I found the gumption to rate this puppy! Big Grin

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I Rated it R just for berger Happy

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I rated this thread with a rating as high as bergers talent is above that no good chandlers so-called mergle-fargle-wargle

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In hushed tones:

“We are on the 17th orange and Chandler is ready to take his best shot. WAIT!
Someone has stolen his axe and is running away with it!
It looks like he is heading toward the 18th hole.
We are switching cameras to find out what happens next. Can you locate him?
There he goes! He’s heading across the cow pasture and up onto the orange.
We have not been able to transmogrify this loping interpolator as yet but from a distance he has a bunfanny resemblance to Saskwatch, or is it Saskootch, Saskitch, Sasquat?
Nevermind, look! There is some strange animal running along beside him.
Try to get a close up so we can scare the viewers.
He’s crouching down on the orange, as if he is about to make a mutt.
Yes, the animal is in fact a mutt and is now rolling up into a ball!
Hold on, we have a call coming in from the Humane Society.
They have positively identified this horrifying appalachian as none other than Berger Roy Al ! GKKCccKCGck! !
There he is lining up his mutt.
He appears to have firm grip on the axe, swinging the butt end just past the mutt, getting his front end aligned for the attempt.
That is an unusual grip, Bob, can you identify it?”
“It looks like the Heimlich but from here we can’t be too sure.”
“Well, whatever it is the mutt is in play, picking up speed on the down slope, curving left on the opposite slope and rolling steadily across the orange toward the flange.
“Now what! Girl Scout Troop 23 has impounded the orange !! ….










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Again with the Berger salad... err... slander!

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Still in hushed tones:

However the Girl Scouts are immediately run right off the orange by none other than Mommy!
The orange is thrown back into place just as the mutt continues to roll toward the cup.
And with a crazy spin, the mutt drops into the hole, and, uhoh, Chandler is not happy
he has just bent his nine-iron in half
this means war, and now chandler and berger must resolve this with a one hole playoff on the 18th orange
both players having agreed to follow this ancient and noble course of action
well, chandler has. berger is giving himself a celebratory Lavoris sponge bath on the 17th orange
and he is now serenading the crowd with his latest song 'chickpeas on fire' accompanied only by himself on bass and the mutt's howling. jim, that dog looks totally lost out there. can't handle the pressure at all
now chandler picks up his bass and we'll have a bass-off!
and...he picks it up by the wrong end and is booed off the orange
getting bored, berger is now signing autographs.
even though he can't write.
actually, from up here it looks like he's eating the paper
and there I see a little girl who's asking berger for his autograph right now
bob, can we hear what they're saying

Little Girl: can i have your autograph
Berger: ggck!
Little Girl: thanks, can you sign it to your biggest fan, Dakota...

To Be Continued...

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mommy



berger, you want to be carl when you grow up? Confused
yeah, a lot of us do actually..... Big Grin Cool Crying


the carl club lives! Happy

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quote:
Originally posted by Strange Animal
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Originally posted by joey
quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mommy



berger, you want to be carl when you grow up? Confused
yeah, a lot of us do actually..... Big Grin Cool Crying


the carl club lives! Happy


does it have culture or not?

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