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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | Darn it! I completely forgot to run for Governor of California. Here was my To-Do list:
 
 1) Wake up.
 
 2) Breathe
 
 3) Keep breathing, but not through open, gaping mouth.
 
 4) Run for Governor of California.
 
 5) Think up new ways to insult Chandler.
 
 I was so preoccupied with numbers 2 and 3, I never got to 4. Well now the only thing to do is to skip to number 5! HAHAHAHAHAHGGK!! ...I think I swallowed my Windex cap again.
 
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     | Don't forget to empty the chamber pot.
 
 
   
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     | ^^LOL!!!!!!
   
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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | "Don't forget to empty the chamber pot. " HAHAHAHAHAHgk...gkk...gkkkgood one, Squid.
 
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     | Squidzit Platyhelminth
 
      
 
  
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  I said "empty" it, not gargle with it!!!!   
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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | So, then, DON'T gargle with it is what you're saying?
 
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     | Well, too late now.  Just make sure ya brush.
   
 
 
 
 
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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | Wait...DON'T use the BIG BRUSH that always sits by the toilet, the one with the slightly discolored inch-long bristles, is what you're saying?
 
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     | Oh for Pete's sake!
   
 Here, just eat your breakfast!!
   
 
   
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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | MOMMY! ...That one scared even me...
 
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     | does that mean i can join the eddies?
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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | Join Who? Who are the "Yetis?"
 
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     | I heard the Eddies are too chicken to do another album....
 
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     | Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies
 
       
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     | Well there you go, people. See what I mean? The audioris have turned against Berger as much as Chandler has. The Eddies are NOT too chicken to do another album! And as soon as I figure out who they are, I'm gonna tell them what you said!
 
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  Let It Be ...NAKED
 
 ....Maybe you guys could do "Farm Beetles....NEKID" ???
 
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