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berger's heavy metal band "forgone conclusion," comprised of berger, crispin glover, dennis hopper and gary busey, has just broken up.

they had just one performance in berger's backyard behind his trailor in lubbock, texas and berger ruined it by suddenly breaking into speed-jumping jacks in the middle of their cover of the song "Bess, You is My Woman Now" from the musical "Porgy and Bess." (Seems like an odd choice for a heavy metal band to cover but berger insisted on it.)

berger left the stage in the middle of the third song complaining of "advanced sweet-potato- arm flare up," and never returned.

announcing the break up of the band to the press immediately after the show, crispin glover referred to berger as "extremely unstable,...like he could come completely unhinged at any moment."

gary busey called berger "quite possibly the most insane person i've ever met. he kept calling me 'mommy.'... ...actually, dennis hopper kept calling me 'mommy' as well."

berger is so upset that he's been on a crying jag for two days. he hasn't been able to stop even while running errands. he was seen weeping in the dairy section of his supermarket while holding some cheese and was later reported to be sobbing in line at the post office.
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My band has NOT broken up, you jealous jackanape! We're on a temporary break due to creative differences. And I was not "weeping" and "sobbing," I was "laughing in the spirit!" Just like I am right now! HAHAHAHAHGGGGGXXXXXXKKKKKFVT!

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Our, like, garage is still open! You wanna crash on our couch, you know, that's cool! We can, like, jam OUT, dude!!!

And if it'll, like, make you feel better you can, like, you know, call my moms "Mommy"! I ain't, like, done that for, like, 30 years or something now but if that, like, gets yer rocks off go for it, dude!!! Big Grin

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BERGER, TAKE THAT LITTLE WEENIE CHANDLER AND SLAP HIM AROUND A FEW TIMES!! IF THAT DON'T SET HIM STRAIGHT, SEND HIM DOWN TO ME!! I'LL PUT HIM TO MILKIN' COWS ON MY FARM!! Mad

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berger's heavy metal band "forgone conclusion," comprised of berger, crispin glover, dennis hopper and gary busey, has just broken up.


Thah mayns thah dumb-as-dirt bow-wuh'll wanten' mah THRONE back agin'!!!



DANG that bow-wuh!!!


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berger's heavy metal band "forgone conclusion," comprised of berger, crispin glover, dennis hopper and gary busey, has just broken up.




Crying Crying Crying

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And one more thing, Chandler! I really want you to know that /-‡'xÛAht!vZ½å 0ÛÛA913å 1-ýÑO½º?œ;ˆ3º?œ„-ýÑO,”Jf/t(ˆ3Het komt ook voor dat sommige duiven na het klimmen in een está aberto a todos os cidadãos e a todas as cidadãs que dispõem da tecnologia digital, residentes no país ou mesmo fora das suas !...uh, oh....

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I knew it, you ARE an alien!!



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No todo esta bien en su cabeza.....

I hope the band isn't broken up I want to see Christopher Walken
dance to their songs. Frown

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And one more thing, Chandler! I really want you to know that /-‡'xÛAht!vZ½å 0ÛÛA913å 1-ýÑO½º?œ;ˆ3º?œ„-ýÑO,”Jf/t(ˆ3Het komt ook voor dat sommige duiven na het klimmen in een está aberto a todos os cidadãos e a todas as cidadãs que dispõem da tecnologia digital, residentes no país ou mesmo fora das suas !...uh, oh....

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I knew it, you ARE an alien!!


Nah.... just a leftover from those Tonio K. sessions....

Futt! Futt! Futt!
Futt! Futt! Futt!
Bah!
Berger's stupid....

Big Grin

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CLASTATA!

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Hey Berger!

What is it like knowing that soem of the people on this board are wearing t-shirts with your picture on it?

And if you see Tim can you ask him too?

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Hopper" Naw, I was only PLAYING a drunk in Hoosiers"
Berger Al- "Camarillo who?"

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Hello, bro...........


yer up late this eve, I see!

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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin For some reason, i love this photo.
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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin For some reason, i love this photo.


me too! Pleased

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