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servantsteve
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The Dentist's favorite hymn-
Crown Him with Many Crowns
I've got 6. I had 7, but then I lost a tooth with a crown. Hey, I never said I wasn't a Southerner.
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Woggy
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Hey, Dorfy, YOU get a crown, too!
Won't we all look so cute???
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jiminy
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THAT JOKE ALWAYS TIARAS ME UP.
and we all know the dentists favorite time?
2:30
(say it three times)
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dorfsmith
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Originally posted by Woggy
Hey, Dorfy, YOU get a crown, too!
Won't we all look so cute???
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We will
The dentist said I might need another crown soon. What will I do with two?
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Scrimshaw Nick
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
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Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes
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I have to go see the dental minions next week.
I'd rather eat sandpaper!
Could THAT be why I have to go?
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JR88
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Nine out of ten dentists recommend Crest |
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Woggy
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Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein
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I've had so much dental work that I rather like the dentist now..................he rarely hurts me anymore!
I have 6 or 7 crowns - so, Dorfy, a person can have many of them
They are much nicer than "real" teeth - I really enjoy them, and have had very little trouble with them (except for one that cracked - that kinda sucked, but he replaced it for free, cuz the company he was working with for that particular product wasn't up to his standards, and he'd had a number of problems with them.)
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Captain Pedantic
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Originally posted by dorfsmith
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Originally posted by Woggy
Hey, Dorfy, YOU get a crown, too!
Won't we all look so cute???
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We will
The dentist said I might need another crown soon. What will I do with two?
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To the tune of Boney-M's "By the rivers of Babylon" parody by the Barron Knights
Ahh ahha ahhhh (open wide)
AHHH ah ah aHHHH (a little more)
arrrgh arragharragh (just a bit wider)
ARRR ARRR ARR ARRR ARRRGH
There is a dentist in Birmingham
He fixed my crown
And while I slept
He filled my mouth with iron
Now rinse out your mouth
with the medication rinse it out
and spit into the recipticle
on your right
arrglllgge ptoey
No your right
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Woggy
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Steve Martin.......
Little Shop of Horrors...........
need I say more????
[Orin Scrivello, the sadistic dentist]
Orin Scrivello: [singing] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed.
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dorfsmith
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carl
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My favorite so far is Dunphy's version of "Everyone's Fallen Down." Where's this song FROM, anyway?
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Dr Rich
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"Live Bootleg '82" sug (as they say in texas.)
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BD
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that's it
Everyone's Fallen Down
from the album "Live - Bootleg '82
Everyone's Fallen Down
©1982 Words and Music Terry Scott Taylor
He's got all my heart tonight
Tell me it's O.K.
I will try to hold on tight
In my life I have discovered
Everyone's fallen down
Only you, can lift me up
Bring me round
You've opened up my eyes to see
In the heart of man
Your love is hangin' on a tree
In my life it is no secret
I'm always falling down
I was one, who walked away
Leave without a sound
Everyone's fallin' down
I'm not surprised
To say we're not fools and clowns we're waring our disguise
He's got all my heart tonight
Tell me it's O.K.
I will try to hold on tight
In my life I have discovered
Everyone's fallen down
Only you, can lift me up
Bring me round
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
Down, I am falling down, I am down, I am falling down
I am down, I am falling down, I am down...
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BD
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This is what I like about the Fan Projects... Some of the little treasures that were missed or passed by are now visited again in a new light. good stuff
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dorfsmith
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This should go to the top again.
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Mark
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To the top
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Mark
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More shameless posting brought to you by Mark
__________________ But never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. - C.S. Lewis
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