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jc
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what do you get when you cross a JW with a Pentecostal?
Someone who knocks onnyour door and
then trys to knock you over.
Jc
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10-25-2002 08:07 |
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carl
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"what do you get when you cross a JW with a Pentecostal?
Someone who knocks on your door and then trys to knock you over."
Trying to send you to Gehenna in the spirit, no doubt....
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10-25-2002 08:13 |
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jc
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Bob Vila became a JW
He knocks on youir door and then oils the hinges.
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10-25-2002 08:28 |
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jc
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that on Black Friday
JWs were knocking on your door
just to jump out your window.
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10-25-2002 10:02 |
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carl
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...did Paul McCartney open the door and let 'em in?
It'd sure as heck explain a lot....
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10-25-2002 10:08 |
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jc
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I thought it was.
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jim morrison.
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10-25-2002 10:11 |
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jc
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it was Mick
cant you hear him Knockin?
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10-25-2002 10:13 |
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carl
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It was Dylan.... he thought he was knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.... imagine his chagrin when they told him he wasn't one of the 144,000.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllll
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10-25-2002 10:16 |
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jc
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CS- thats to good for a comeback!
Now I really have to think!
Jc
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10-25-2002 10:20 |
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jc
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just open your
N
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T...
from behind that locked door.
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10-25-2002 10:34 |
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baxter
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it may have been Janis, looking for Bobby
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10-25-2002 10:38 |
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jc
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might I Kristoffer
you some of our Free literature?
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10-25-2002 10:53 |
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jc
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but dudes..
I been alllll allllongggg thhhhee
watchtoooowwweeeerrrr..........
Don't that help?
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10-25-2002 11:00 |
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carl
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"might I Kristoffer you some of our Free literature?"
Now all I can picture is Kris knockin' down Sinead O'Connor's door, wrappin' a big greasy drunken hand around her, and grunting, "Don' let th' bazzzturds git ya' DOWN, honey...."
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10-25-2002 11:11 |
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baxter
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10-25-2002 15:12 |
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Joey T.
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Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain....
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Originally posted by Dr Rich
It's funny that the only thing TST says to the Message board is "Go to Church."
He has not posted in a long time... maybe he grows tired of our heathon ways...
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Captain Pedantic
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Did you hear about the Pizza delivery place run by Jehovah's Witnesses?
You still get the Pizza in ten minutes but then you can't get rid of the delivery guy!
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09-09-2004 20:45 |
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dennis
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__________________ I'm talkin' bout the Vinyl , the Holy Vinyl.
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Lost Canine
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Is this what happens when a thread digresses?
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