Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » More Negative Fruit » Hello Guest [Login|Register] Last Post | First Unread Post Print Page | Add Thread to Favorites Pages (4): « previous 1 2 [3] 4 next » More Negative Fruit Author Post « Previous Thread | Next Thread » Woggy Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 6,079 Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein My manager, one Mr. JimInY Cricket, Esquire, shall handle the final decisions on all song choices. Mr. Cricket, under the auspices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, shall make all arrangements forthwith ad nauseum antidisestablishmentarianism. Please direct any inquiries to him at: 777 Lemon Drive, Disney World, USA. Thank you for your cooperation, Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter ) __________________ 1 John 2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did. 03-21-2003 09:45 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 "Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter)" SO yer tellin me your gonna be at the Oscars? __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 10:20 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 quote: Originally posted by jiminy "Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter)" More like Queen Latte.... __________________ 03-21-2003 10:46 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes quote: Originally posted by Woggy My manager, one Mr. JimInY Cricket, Esquire, shall handle the final decisions on all song choices. Mr. Cricket, under the auspices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, shall make all arrangements forthwith ad nauseum antidisestablishmentarianism. Please direct any inquiries to him at: 777 Lemon Drive, Disney World, USA. Thank you for your cooperation, Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter ) Queen Woggy, I've heard of this manager who is representing you. You know, I feel it is just fair to warn you about him. If you look carefully (or even knock a little bit) you'll find that his legs are made out of titanium. Also, in the past that he has been beaten to a pulp and even nailed to a helm. Now, I don't want to spread gossip or anything, but you might want to watch out for this guy. Just ask yerself some questions, dear Queen. What could he have done to warrent such treatment and injuries? If I were you, I'd carry a shingle-hatchet just for protection. I'm not sure about this next point, but I think he also represented "David Anus" wannabe, "Bird Boy," who later turned out to have stolen a Dr. Edward Daniel Taylor shipment, killed the drivers and abused a platypus named Earl. Now, Dear Queen, I'm not telling you what to do ... just to be careful when dealing which characters with such questionable ... well, character. Remember that shingle-hatchet. It could save your life! __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 03-21-2003 11:27 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 There's at least something about the idea of JimInY as Brian Epstein that strikes me as funny.... __________________ 03-21-2003 11:33 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 shingle hachet! My mother used to make a great hot dish with tuna and peas called Sh_t on a shingle: keep in mind - these titanium legs are very powerful,I could shovel a few loads into that piehole of yours before you could say. . . . . .. might as well use my acro!. . . . . . . .. . . .. . before you could say JIMINY CRICKET! __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 11:33 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 as you can see- there are similarities.. but he really should be wearing his cravat. __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 12:11 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 (like me!) __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 12:12 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes I'm just trying to warn our dear Queen about questionable characters, that's all. You can't get upset about me trying to warn and protect our Queen! As for yer titanium legs being powerful ... watch it or I'll magnetize you! quote: Originally posted by jiminy shingle hachet! My mother used to make a great hot dish with tuna and peas called Sh_t on a shingle: keep in mind - these titanium legs are very powerful,I could shovel a few loads into that piehole of yours before you could say. . . . . .. might as well use my acro!. . . . . . . .. . . .. . before you could say JIMINY CRICKET! __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 03-21-2003 12:25 Scrimshaw Nick Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 2,527 Location: "Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?" ~ Calvin and Hobbes quote: Originally posted by jiminy shingle hachet! Yes, a shingle hatchet! My one Bible College prof used to carry one for protection. __________________ Somebody cured my political apathy but I'm not allowed to say who it is in a signature on the Message Boards 03-21-2003 12:26 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 I mean this-brian        __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 12:58 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 quote: Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick quote: Originally posted by jiminy shingle hachet! Yes, a shingle hatchet! Will you people please stop drinking? It frightens the children! __________________ 03-21-2003 13:08 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 I know!!        CArl- I think hes trying to say single cravat! __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 13:27 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 I was going to use the word ascot but I can imagine where THAT could have gone. __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 13:41 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 The Argument Dump'd been my guess.... we got LOTS of ascots there.... __________________ 03-21-2003 13:43 wes berlin Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-18-2002 Posts: 3,397 Location: "but today i feel that too much of the church is merely a thermometer, which measures rather than molds popular opinion" mlk 1965 quote: Originally posted by jiminy I was going to use the word ascot but I can imagine where THAT could have gone. probably here.... (john lennon's home in ascot) __________________ "Exorcising Ghosts" 03-21-2003 13:45 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 no....        I was thinkin its what the vice squad says to the lady of the evening......... __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 03-21-2003 14:06 wes berlin Official Impasto Registration Date: 03-18-2002 Posts: 3,397 Location: "but today i feel that too much of the church is merely a thermometer, which measures rather than molds popular opinion" mlk 1965 i know, i know....i was just trying to save us from that. __________________ "Exorcising Ghosts" 03-21-2003 14:50 Ron E Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-12-2002 Posts: 5,610 Location: Central Ontario Canada quote: Originally posted by jiminy (like me!) What's this, Kermit the Frog passing gas? __________________ The opinion expressed is that of the participant and does not necessarily reflect that of Mr Dan Amos. But if it doesn't, he would be wrong. 03-21-2003 15:59 Dr Rich Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 9,986 Location: Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala. playing "Covered Wagons?" or "dutch oven?" __________________ 03-21-2003 16:05 Pages (4): « previous 1 2 [3] 4 next » Tree Structure | Board Structure Jump to: Please select: -------------------- DA Related Discussion-- General Discussion-- Upcoming Releases-- CD & DVD Reviews-- Larry - Lucy I'm In LoveFAQs and Notices Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » More Negative Fruit Forum Software: Burning Board 2.3.6, Developed by WoltLab GmbH