PuP
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I don't know why I bother
To join English bespotters
Whose uncouth language slaughtered
The prose that I admire
It's true my alma mater
Taught English prim and proper
But my teacher, I forgot her --
I cried, "My pants are all afire!"
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01-28-2007 20:47 |
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PuP
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It pales compared to our resident poeteer lariat, but I couldn't help myself. I was caught up in the moment!
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sondance
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I always thought, "The Day My Spaghetti Crawled Away " would make either a good Eddies' song or Stephen King novel (titled shortened to "Spag") but I can't figure out if that happens before or after their pants are lit on fire by the spider monkey while hiding his beer.
One must wonder if one's pants are lit on fire in a volcano and no one is around to see it, is there any smoke?
Conversely we might ask, "How many bergers does it take to change one's pants?" The answer is intuitively at least 3 - 1 to take off the pants, 1 to put on the pants and 1 to light the match, blow torch or incendiary device of choice.
What exactly is that smell anyway?
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01-28-2007 23:45 |
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bereal
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it doesn't take a berger to change pants, just a pack of girl scouts.
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Your crushing hand, Your mighty hand, On me gently
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baxter
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What a great thread!
Hi Tim!
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Audiori J
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Thats an interesting poem Barger, ....hey didja happen to see Camarillo lately?
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Audiori J
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Camarillo Eddy, also known as Karloada the Mighty Penguin Boy... the one that cultivated giant pods in his back yard and eventually the "Swirling Eddies" were born....that Camarillo...
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02-09-2007 10:22 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!?! STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!!!!
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02-09-2007 10:27 |
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!?! STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!!!! |
George W?
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02-09-2007 11:07 |
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Audiori J
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The bush was burning.
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02-09-2007 10:30 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Gggcxk!! Where am I...ggk
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Josh&etc
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Hi Tim!
The most recent poem seemed curiously coherent.
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02-09-2007 11:25 |
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Berger Roy Al
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What??!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HI TIM"???!! CHANDLER HASN'T BEEN HERE TODAY!!! DON'T ANYONE DARE GIVE THAT HACK CREDIT FOR MY WORGGXK!!!
AND HOW DARE YOU CALL MY POEM COHERENT??!!! I CAN BE AS INCOHERENT AS ANYONE!!!!!!!!!
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Josh&etc
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I would never give anyone else credit for your work Berger.
as for coherence,
melons in soap=wallpaper haiku by bridge of altoids goats lots of goats rocks and mioce push over many oceans and aliens unknown b little goldfish rythym metaphoe i'm awesomeer than stapler hic!
If I can do that, than you should be easily much more incoherent than that.
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Berger Roy Al
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melons in soap=wallpaper haiku by bridge of altoids goats lots of goats rocks and mioce push over many oceans and aliens unknown b little goldfish rythym metaphoe i'm awesomeer than stapler hic! |
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!! THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!!!!!!
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Josh&etc
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Apparantly I'm on a similar wavelength as Berger.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
It all makes sense now...
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