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Berger Roy Al
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Good lord, someone help me! The Assemblies of God Secret Mounted Police are after me for doing jumping jacks during a recitation of "The 16 Fundamental Truths of The Assemblies of God."

(I suddenly broke into involutary jumping jacks right after #8: "WE BELIEVE that Green Day are NOT a real punk rock band.")

What am I going to do?! Those Assemblies of God Secret Mounted police are BAD mofos!! Any advice is appreciated!!!

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Just start barking. That'll help put them at ease while you make yr getaway. Big Grin

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you shouldn't have anything to worry about barger, unless.....







































you weren't naked when you did the jumping jacks were you?
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I'm sure yr Roydar would've went off if he HAD been... Roll Eyes

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Berger Roy Al
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Naked?! Don't be silly! I was wearing my yellow chiffon evening dress.

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WITH THAT PRETTY BLUE SCARF?

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Does the AOG endorse the KJV?

start spoutin Thees and Thous

that could be part of the code to give em the slip........

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Thanks Jiminy, I'll give it a try!

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Berger,

You need to commit to memory Swaggart's entire mea culpa speech and use it with some croc tears when they approach you. It will hold the Mounties at bay for at least 30 seconds, and you can make a get away.
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Just start barking. That'll help put them at ease while you make yr getaway. Big Grin


But caaaaaaaaaaarlie, God doesn't LIKE it when we make fun of onomatopoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Nope, didn't work. I said "Wouldst thou please leave me alone?" and he smashed me over the head with a copy of the "Assemblies of God Position Papers." And yes, I'm hoping it doesn't refer to that either.

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You can also repeat the words "loving and reaching" several hundred times. This also seems to mollify them.
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You said it, goliath!!!!

"Seek not, forbid not"??? Get a REAL pair of balls, you C&MA reject!!! Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad

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Nope, didn't work. I said "Wouldst thou please leave me alone?" and he smashed me over the head with a copy of the "Assemblies of God Position Papers." And yes, I'm hoping it doesn't refer to that either.


What the hell's wrong with papers, now??? Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad

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Ok, now I'm going to try to combine baxter's and carl's suggestions.

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Could you post a few of those positions?

For our edification only, of course.
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Berger,

if nothing else works, you could don some pajamas and spongebob slippers, feign a bad back, and weakly grab your crotch several times?
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I'd like to think my son is a LITTLE more original than that. Red Face

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