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crispin glover
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Hi, Everybody! I'm Crispin Glover, Berger Roy Al's houseboy. Would anyone like to hear him tell the story of what happened to him during the storm of '79? He's asleep on a pile of dirt in his backyard right now but I could go wake him up!
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hmmmm. i'm just not sure that's actually crispin glover. sounds suspiciously like berger to me.
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I AM NOT BERGER ROY AL, CHANDLER YOU MOR--...uh, heh heh, I mean of course I'm Crispin Glover. If I weren't, could I do THIS?:

"I'm your density!"
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....what?
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LOOK, JUST GO WITH IT WILL YOU?!! CHANDLER, YOU DIRTBAG, I... ....ok, I'll just go get Berger.
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This is what happened to me in the storm of '79! 200 mile per hour winds or whatever suddenly lifted my trailor into the air, off the ground of Lubbock Texas, and deposited me through the stratosphere, setting me down into downtown Havana, Cuba, where I briefly had an encounter with Fidel Castro, Jack Kennedy, Marylin Monroe, Marylin Manson, Charles Manson, Charles Nelson Rielly, Courtney Love & Greg Alexander.

Just as we were shaking hands, a tornado landed and switched my toupee with Fidel Castro's. To this day, I wear the Cuban Leader's hairpiece, and he, mine.

The HURRICANE then sucked me back into my trailor and flew me back to Lubbock Texas, where it landed me within 30 feet of where I started, upon which time I finished the jug of Lavoris what I started with and then I woke up on the mound of dirt in my backyard during a slight rainstorm. gggkk.

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What fun Tongue Big Grin

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that's just so idiotic, it's hard to put into words, berger. it's obvious that you're making stuff up, and besides, you're using references that no one's going to get.
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LEAVE ME ALONE CHANDLER!! YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER A WORLD OF PAIN, MISTER!!!

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Dorfsmith liked my story, so there!!!

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Have you done enough to harm CNR? Leave him out of your DAMB stories!
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Hi baxter! Where's my mommy?!

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Carl has been in a long meeting with his governor for about 3 days?
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HaHaHaHaHaggxkk! Hey Carl, are you going to let him get away with saying that?!

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I don't think carl's got his governor straightened out yet. It seems the governor's throttle got stuck wide open, his governor was broken and he is continuing his acceleration into a long downward spiral that is swirling and sucking him all the way to...


LUBBOCK, TX WHERE ALL IS HAPPY AND GAY! Big Grin Tongue

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Buegner,

there is a Fun Dough spider/snowman in my office that is annoying me. What should i do?
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Stand up right now and do some jumping jacks. That always helps me.

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Hi Mountain Fan. And no, I'm not married to Big Gay Al!!

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You got that out of MF's story? Confused

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Carl is Big Gay Al too, or the Governor is BGA?

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