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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies
Registration Date: 02-14-2003
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With all the big interest in interviews lately, I've decided to include a recent interview of my own in which I interview myself.
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Berger: Tell us, Berger, why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious, completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous?...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. Let's start again.
Berger: What?
Berger: Tell us about the new Eddies record.
Berger: 1/4.
Berger: What??
Berger: ©©®@
Berger: ...Um,...maybe tell us about the new Eddies record?
Berger: ... ... ... What was the question?
Berger: Can you please just tell us about the new Eddies record?!
Berger: 1926.
Berger: Pardon?
Berger: PIE!!!!
Berger: ... Ok, look..PLEASE. Just tell us about the new Eddies record?
Berger: ... Ok, look..PLEASE. Just tell us about the new Eddies record?
Berger: What are you doing?!
Berger: What are you doing?!
Berger: Stop that!!
Berger: Stop that!!
Berger: YOU stop it!!!
Berger: YOU stop it!!!
Berger: ... ... ...Look, man, if you'd like to talk about the new Eddies rec-
Berger: Who are the Eddies?
And it went on that way for another 15 minutes until I finally got so angry at myself that I kicked myself in the groin and left the room.
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02-23-2007 10:20 |
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SnowMan 
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That is the ultimate Berger...with cheese!
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02-23-2007 10:54 |
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Lur King
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Registration Date: 04-10-2003
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious,
completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous?
...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. |
do you have a Nashvegas story to go with that last statement
NiCe interView
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02-23-2007 13:12 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!
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I live in Lubbocggk.
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Lur King
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peawinkel
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Registration Date: 03-24-2005
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Originally posted by Lur King
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious,
completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous?
...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. |
do you have a Nashvegas story to go with that last statement
NiCe interView
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That looks like Robert Stack with Baba Wawa
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02-23-2007 16:03 |
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Audiori J
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Registration Date: 11-27-2004
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Berger!!!!!!!!
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baxter
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Registration Date: 09-19-2002
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Location: "Come, let us to our holy task again."
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Great interview, Berger!
You are aware that the gent that T Bone despises in Texas is not you, n'est ce pas? Nevertheless, i think you have got him mad now. i saw this on his website this morning....a new song or sumpin...
"Royale who was loyale robbed a trowel and a towel from some fowl
Joey who was doughy chased David Bowie from Idahoie to Chez Chloe
Dean who was clean had a scene with Woggy...
Lubbockkkkk Texas Lubbockkkk Texas"
i guess he dissed you real good...
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03-04-2007 15:33 |
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Josh&etc
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Berger Roy Al
Berger: Tell us, Berger, why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious, completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous?...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. Let's start again. |
Is there a story behind this? If there is, what is it?
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bereal
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Registration Date: 03-08-2004
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Location: "I still love Jesus, I'm just afraid of His followers." DwDunphy
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
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And it went on that way for another 15 minutes until I finally got so angry at myself that I kicked myself in the groin and left the room. |
berger, i thought you left the kicking in the groin to the girl scouts whenever they pantsed you? 
btw, whether they do it or you do it yourself, that sounds painful. 
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