Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » Berger wants to say something » Hello Guest [Login|Register] Last Post | First Unread Post Print Page | Add Thread to Favorites Pages (2): [1] 2 next » Berger wants to say something Author Post « Previous Thread | Next Thread » Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies Registration Date: 02-14-2003 Posts: 1,286 Location: I AM NOT insane! Berger wants to say something        I sold my collection of Milton Berle action figures so that I could afford a new cable modem and cable connection here in my Rock Trailor in Lubbock Texas! I wanted to be able to logon to the messageboard and insult that worthless hack Chandler at even faster speeds. But when I tried to access the messageboard, it wouldn't let me in and I figured that the Audioris believed that cable modems are evil or "aren't of the Lord" or something like that, or possibly that loser Chandler, because he's so envious of me and intimidated by me, put them up to it. It was then that I had the ingenious idea of using what I refer to as a "dial-up connection" to access the messageboard, but then the Audioris did some kind of crazy computer magic and now I can use my cable connection to hurl insults at Chandler at lightning speed! AHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHACCCCKKXXXXGGGVVTGKKKKK! __________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk 04-24-2003 10:27 joey Platyhelminth Registration Date: 01-08-2003 Posts: 7,231 Location: the biggest fans are often the biggest critics ... sometimes taken as complaining ... get used to it. :P - mountain fan ) __________________ facebook 04-24-2003 10:29 .backs. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2003 Posts: 7,777 Location: "An autoposy will make him into a dorf-o-lantern on the Mesaage Boards ." You lied Berger!! You claimed that most of the action figures were Uncle Milty in drag!!! All of these DAMB things are wearing pants!!! __________________ "Dorf can have his monk cakes, I live in a world built on inspirations divined from bonfires." 04-24-2003 10:38 Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies Registration Date: 02-14-2003 Posts: 1,286 Location: I AM NOT insane! Thread Starter Er, sorry for the misunderstanding. What I said was that I was in drag. You don't feel that you paid too much do you? __________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk 04-24-2003 10:41 EdHead Official Impasto Registration Date: 10-21-2002 Posts: 2,565 Location: The Imaginary Sanctuary __________________ 04-24-2003 10:42 .backs. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2003 Posts: 7,777 Location: "An autoposy will make him into a dorf-o-lantern on the Mesaage Boards ." Of course, i feel like i payed too much. Every man on my block has straight Uncle Milty figures. What are you going to do about this? __________________ "Dorf can have his monk cakes, I live in a world built on inspirations divined from bonfires." 04-24-2003 10:45 Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies Registration Date: 02-14-2003 Posts: 1,286 Location: I AM NOT insane! Thread Starter Hmmm. An autographed picture of me in my yellow chiffon? __________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk 04-24-2003 10:48 .backs. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2003 Posts: 7,777 Location: "An autoposy will make him into a dorf-o-lantern on the Mesaage Boards ." Already have it. You'll have to do better than that! This is the one i wanted. That gown is divine! __________________ "Dorf can have his monk cakes, I live in a world built on inspirations divined from bonfires." 04-24-2003 10:53 Captain Crouch Mind Peach Registration Date: 12-23-2002 Posts: 111 Location: Get th' hell off'n mah Gold'n Throne, Busey!!! BAHR-g'r!!!        Ah c'MANDS ya' ta git outta BAHR-g'r, en th' name a' JAY-zuss! Praise GOW-wud!!! __________________ Praise GOW-wud!!! 04-24-2003 10:55 Berger Roy Al Swirling Eddies Registration Date: 02-14-2003 Posts: 1,286 Location: I AM NOT insane! Thread Starter My, that IS divine! Speaking of divine, I've gotta make a Windex run. Back in awhile. __________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk 04-24-2003 10:57 .backs. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2003 Posts: 7,777 Location: "An autoposy will make him into a dorf-o-lantern on the Mesaage Boards ." Just couldn't take the heat from the captain? Loser!! __________________ "Dorf can have his monk cakes, I live in a world built on inspirations divined from bonfires." 04-24-2003 10:59 tchandler Daniel Amos Registration Date: 03-22-2002 Posts: 1,061 berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding! 04-24-2003 11:01 .backs. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2003 Posts: 7,777 Location: "An autoposy will make him into a dorf-o-lantern on the Mesaage Boards ." __________________ "Dorf can have his monk cakes, I live in a world built on inspirations divined from bonfires." 04-24-2003 11:03 Dr Rich Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 9,986 Location: Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala. Uncle Milt and I share the same birthday. July 12 ) __________________ 04-24-2003 11:44 BD Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 07-16-2002 Posts: 2,294 looks like a missed another good day around here... 04-24-2003 23:52 arcticsunburn Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 06-10-2002 Posts: 2,084 Location: Guitar; A way to express what words can't describe, and a moment of peace in a chaotic world. quote: Originally posted by tchandler berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding! Which reminds me of this. It's hilarious. __________________ David Andrew Wiebe www.daw-music.com www.arcticsunburn.com 04-25-2003 00:29 jiminy Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 11-16-2002 Posts: 9,494 down south, God is a 12 letter word (biggest in their vocabulary) Up north here its sort of less than a three letter word: Gud-akin to the Aussies Guday __________________ jiMinY theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone. 04-25-2003 07:43 Woggy Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 6,079 Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein Sometimes, it's a FOUR letter word __________________ 1 John 2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did. 04-25-2003 09:24 Dr Rich Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 9,986 Location: Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala. quote: Originally posted by arcticsunburn quote: Originally posted by tchandler berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding! Which reminds me of this. It's hilarious. very funny asb! ) __________________ 04-25-2003 15:48 joey Platyhelminth Registration Date: 01-08-2003 Posts: 7,231 Location: the biggest fans are often the biggest critics ... sometimes taken as complaining ... get used to it. :P - mountain fan quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al My, that IS divine! Speaking of divine, I've gotta make a Windex run. Back in awhile. __________________ facebook 04-25-2003 19:17 Pages (2): [1] 2 next » Tree Structure | Board Structure Jump to: Please select: -------------------- DA Related Discussion-- General Discussion-- Upcoming Releases-- CD & DVD Reviews-- Larry - Lucy I'm In LoveFAQs and Notices Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » Berger wants to say something Forum Software: Burning Board 2.3.6, Developed by WoltLab GmbH