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tchandler 
Daniel Amos
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hello friends
i have troubling news about berger which i just now found out. last weekend, berger became embroiled in a heated argument (with himself, apparently, because there was no one else in his trailer at the time.)
as the "argument" escalated, berger called police, had himself removed on a gurney and taken to a local hospital for mental evaluation.
Dr. Phil eventually showed up and the following exchange took place:
Dr. Phil: Berger, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: ... ... What?
Dr. Phil: I SAID, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
berger: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: Stop repeating me!
berger: Stop repeating me!
Soon after that, Dr. Phil hit berger in the solar plexus as hard as he could
and left the room.
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01-12-2008 00:28 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Location: I AM NOT insane!
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As per usual, that sorry loser dirtbag Chandler has all rhe facts completely
wrong.
I was NOT in an argument with myself, I was in an argument with myself!
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01-12-2008 00:34 |
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Ron E
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Location: Central Ontario Canada
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Should we move this to the prayer request thread???
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01-12-2008 06:48 |
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DwDunphy
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Location: Red Bank, New Jersey
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Berger, Berger, Berger... I knew you were in trouble way back at the V.M.A.s.
Seriously, a thong and a New Christy Minstrels t-shirt? Not sexy.
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01-12-2008 07:59 |
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dennis
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Registration Date: 09-19-2002
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Originally posted by tchandler
hello friends
i have troubling news about berger which i just now found out. last weekend, berger became embroiled in a heated argument (with himself, apparently, because there was no one else in his trailer at the time.)
as the "argument" escalated, berger called police, had himself removed on a gurney and taken to a local hospital for mental evaluation.
Dr. Phil eventually showed up and the following exchange took place:
Dr. Phil: Berger, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: ... ... What?
Dr. Phil: I SAID, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
berger: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: Stop repeating me!
berger: Stop repeating me!
Soon after that, Dr. Phil hit berger in the solar plexus as hard as he could
and left the room. |
That sounds like something I've heard before.
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01-12-2008 18:30 |
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wakachiwaka
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Location: Glendale, CA
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No, it doesn't!
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01-12-2008 22:06 |
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dennis
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 I'll cut right to the chase on this one! |
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Originally posted by wakachiwaka
No, it doesn't!
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M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That's it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I'm afraid it was.
M: It wasn't.
Pause
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by dennis: 01-13-2008 08:37.
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baxter
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01-13-2008 17:30 |
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sondance
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
And for whatever it's worth, Dr. Phil hits like a sissy. All I suffered was severe solar plexus damage, a few broken ribs, complete life-threatening temporary loss of blood to the brain and several fractures to my spinal cord. What a total wuss! HAHAHAHGGk! |
I've heard that about Dr. P but could never find an eyewitness account.
Of course "eyewitness" implies a certain level of consciousness on the part of the witness.
Hmmm... guess I'll keep on looking.
Good to hear that Chandler survived that fall.
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01-13-2008 19:52 |
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jiminy
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Registration Date: 11-16-2002
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If anyone should Cold cock Dr Phil...
its you berg,
its you.
(Boom Boom - Out go the Lights!)
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01-14-2008 09:09 |
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Mountain Fan
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i saw a "BURGHER" official vanity license plate on a truck where I work
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