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dorfsmith
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Originally posted by Ben
I always liked the Carmen spoof. You know the christian with the sissy, milk toast voice telling satan:
"Cause I represent a whole new
Breed of Christian of today
And I'm authorized and deputized
To blow you clean away
I've got a message to deliver
From one who's true and just
We'll spit in your eye, you father of lies
Satan, bite the dust!"
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I was playing the CD one day in the car while I was driving my father in law and he has never heard a Christian song in his life. He's like what is this crap? I'm like It's the Swirling Eddies
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Originally posted by Ben
I always liked the Carmen spoof. You know the christian with the sissy, milk toast voice telling satan:
"Cause I represent a whole new
Breed of Christian of today
And I'm authorized and deputized
To blow you clean away
I've got a message to deliver
From one who's true and just
We'll spit in your eye, you father of lies
Satan, bite the dust!"
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I was playing the CD one day in the car while I was driving my father in law and he has never heard a Christian song in his life. He's like what is this crap? I'm like It's the Swirling Eddies
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Were you "spinning" and that's why he didn't like it, because he just had an accident in his britches? 
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carl
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It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s)....
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Mountain Fan
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It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s).... |
I remember one time my dad came home after having picked up this local guy that walked everywhere. He was very nice but just not all there mentally. He was a believer and carried a Bible and was kind to all he met. Seems he had an accident in my Dad's '71 Volkswagen Beetle. I remember him taking a washtub out there to clean it out. I was maybe 6 or 8 or something at the time.
As a small boy, I once peed in the heating vent. My dad spanked me after I did it and again after he finished taking the ductwork apart and cleaning it out. This is one item I am praying I never get "payback" on as a parent for sure! My son aims for the holes in the bathtub drain and squares of toilet paper in the toilet. If the worst thing he does is poop in the tub (happened last night) then maybe it's not that bad! 
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carl
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Thanks for sharing that, MF....
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dorfsmith
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Originally posted by carl
It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s).... |
I remember one time my dad came home after having picked up this local guy that walked everywhere. He was very nice but just not all there mentally. He was a believer and carried a Bible and was kind to all he met. Seems he had an accident in my Dad's '71 Volkswagen Beetle. I remember him taking a washtub out there to clean it out. I was maybe 6 or 8 or something at the time.
As a small boy, I once peed in the heating vent. My dad spanked me after I did it and again after he finished taking the ductwork apart and cleaning it out. This is one item I am praying I never get "payback" on as a parent for sure! My son aims for the holes in the bathtub drain and squares of toilet paper in the toilet. If the worst thing he does is poop in the tub (happened last night) then maybe it's not that bad!
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Like that girl said in "Toys" we all do it 
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It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s).... |
I remember one time my dad came home after having picked up this local guy that walked everywhere. He was very nice but just not all there mentally. He was a believer and carried a Bible and was kind to all he met. Seems he had an accident in my Dad's '71 Volkswagen Beetle. I remember him taking a washtub out there to clean it out. I was maybe 6 or 8 or something at the time.
As a small boy, I once peed in the heating vent. My dad spanked me after I did it and again after he finished taking the ductwork apart and cleaning it out. This is one item I am praying I never get "payback" on as a parent for sure! My son aims for the holes in the bathtub drain and squares of toilet paper in the toilet. If the worst thing he does is poop in the tub (happened last night) then maybe it's not that bad!
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Now, MF, you know that's not the worst thing he does. Poop spread all around his room is much worse than poop in the tub!
Oh, yeah, he decided to throw his poop in his room last week. Mama was not a happy camper then! 
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