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Yes, now I now will now be now, now known, now as Colonel (or "Kernal" for you hayseeds like Chandler there in Mississippppiiii, or whatever) I will now be known as Col. Berger Roy Al.
What? You haven't heard? Every known rock band in America now has a band member named "Col." SomethingSoAndSo. It's all the rage and verrrry Rock And Roll, People!!!
Anyway, I will now be known as Col. Berger Roy Al!!
And yes, since I've had over 11768 emails, from the DAMB alone, concerned about my List Of What I'm Now Doing To Prepare For The Next Swirling Eddies Record, And The Fact That I May Have Gotten It Wrong, And
Left Something Out, I realize that I HAVE left something out, and now the new list is this:
1) Walking Spanish down the hall.
3) Jumping jacks. A LOT of jumping jacks.
4) Listening to Juice Newton.
4 1/2) Listening to Juice Newton's music.
5) Knitting
6) Combing my pants.
7) Playing Whist with my houseboy Crispin Glover.
8.) Listening to Wes Claymore, a great bass player. Evidently. Or whatever.
9) What is the Scottish Rite Foundation of West Virginia?
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