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The object of the board is to post as much as you can within the shortest period of time. Quantity counts, not quality. Smiley face posts are not only fine, they're encouraged. As time goes on, you'll see different titles by your name like "Normal Noggin", "Mind Peach" and "Sublime Brain Puppet". These names are awarded when you get more and more posts after your name. The more you post, the more pretentious your name and the more the band likes you. It's no fun being a fan of a band that doesn't know you exist, is it? With the Daniel Amos posting method, you can actually become a MEMBER of the band, providing you post enough. It's happened to others and it can happen to you. You may have noticed, there is NO ONE in the band actually named "Daniel Amos." He's kind of like the dread pirate Robert from Princess Bride. He was originally in the band, but replaced by top poster Terry Scott Taylor years ago (So was "Camarillo Eddie" and the Reverend Daniel Edward Taylor, and Berger Roy Al and others!). Once you actually get in the band, your posts go to zero. Right now, it looks like another 500 posts or so, and Mark will be the next Daniel Amos. But you don't have to let that happen. Mark has a job and can only post about 20 hours a day- but you can beat him because you have no life!!!! Think about the opportunity!
Got to go now- people are watching me.
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| Thread: DAMB IT II - The Sequel |
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Originally posted by Joey T.
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Originally posted by Tyler Durden
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No, most of the smartybritches on the dadl, think the dadl is sooooooo much cooler than the damb, which it is not, so I don't think that would fly....... they will have to wait for the fabled Fearful Mimicry.... 
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This smartybrithes has never beenn to DADLand. Is that one one the places Jesus was saying to go and declare the gospel? If so, I hope someone else will carry the torch into that dark, dark, bastion of hell. I am sorely afraid.
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