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I like all your thoughts, here are mine.
Our Night to Howl, Time To Go Dancing
The cows come home
when I see you in your moo-moo
You're the apple in my strudel,
The kit in my kaboodle
and of course
We'll teach those young punks
Just what class is
Honey, you still
Fog my glasses
Bibleland
Midgets dressed up as Peter and Paul
a Christian rock band by the wailing wall
that Goliath guy makes us feel so small!
takes a half an hour just to see it all
It's Bibleland
A river of life and a pit of doom
Noah's arcade and an upper room
Canoes cross the Jordan, there's an empty tomb
and three shows daily starring Debby Boone
in Bibleland
Instruction Through Film
Narrator on film:
Tom knows that proper grooming
is the by-product of a healthy attitude and high
moral fiber. Tom likes people, and people like Tom."
Lil' Bonus Room
So, show me to your pets, or show me to your pals.
You really will impress every nifty guy and gal.
Show them you are individual, show them you are BOLD!
Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold.
and one from Jerry
Little crosses- It's such a wonderful world
I'm so lucky- I get a little cross with my girl
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| Thread: My Mom |
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Good and bad news. I'll pray for your Mom and Step-dad.
I was wondering how Jonny and his wife were doing. That's great to hear. A girls the next best thing to a boy!!
Waldo
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| Thread: My Kind of Top 5 |
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| Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO? |
If your fists are as fast as your wit, I'd be a fool to try and take you on. :o)
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| Thread: My Kind of Top 5 |
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I was going to put a pee wee and a Kiwi, but I had Andrew fighting Gary Coleman. (wouldn't want anyone getting punched by Paul Ruebens, you don't know where that hand has been.)
Good ones again Jc
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| Thread: My Kind of Top 5 |
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You could get Terri. Mike and Derri all in the ring.
Of course it would be a
Doggy Pile!
OR you could throw my Sis in the first ring to have
Woggy and the Doggies!
anyway- You beat me on all counts
Jc
Good ones JimINy (or do we have to call you Jc now)
What if you took on Buddy Holly's back-up band then we'd have so CriCkets on the ticket!
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| Thread: My Kind of Top 5 |
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Last week Fox had a show with celebrity boxing. I missed it because I've given up sensationalistic crap for Lent. It got me thinking about boxing (wrestling) matches I'd like to see. So here's my top 5:
5 Uncle Ralph vs Rev. Tucker - "Push comes to shove for Aunt Betty's love."
4 David Schwimmer vs Jevon the Tall - "The schmuck and the Canuck."
3 the Tuxedo Clad Megastar vs Louie Anderson - "The battle of the bossoms."
2 Carl vs Boy George (in Germany) - "Two eunichs in Munich."
1 Gus BenJava vs Mr. T. vs Waldo - "Coffee, Tea or Me." (of course)
Any other dream matches?
Waldo
PS Oops, I should have put this on the other side. Sorry!!
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| Thread: First Post |
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But then again I'm not really Waldo at all.
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