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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
And while I'm at it, DAMB you people and your aliaseseses!!! |
BLAST you, Berger, don't re-start THAT sexually innuedoed thread again too! Cripes, it's no wonder people call me Bones!!!
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| Thread: Audioris!!!!!!! |
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Don't get me started, Kirk, you self-impressed trigger-happy hornbag! I might start DaDLing again!!!
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| Thread: Audioris!!!!!!! |
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Originally posted by audiori
.....but what is the DaDL? What... is... the DaDL?
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Blast it, Kirk, is that you again? This galaxy isn't big enough for the both of us!
DaDL, cripes! Sounds like something I do after my salt babe's walked out because I've had too much Romulan Ale! Or as that smug little slimeball Yoda might say: Beats me!
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| Thread: Bad news, people! |
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Originally posted by Squidzit
Do something!! 
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Do something good, you cross-dressing household-product-sniffing bunch of CCM rejects! 
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| Thread: Did you people know? |
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Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk
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Originally posted by Bones McCoy
Who said I was better than Berger? I just hate it when good people put themselves down! It leaves less work for me!
Besides, I've seen those asinine Priceline commercials of yours, and you shouldn't be let near a ONE-string guitar, blast it!!!
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You should really go to Priceline.com..........they pay me lots a money to say that. 
what are you doing??? Loser
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It's called "maintaining your integrity," you intergalactic embarrassment!!! The only reason you took that cop role in the '70s is because you only heard the "Hooker" part when they were offering it to you!
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| Thread: Did you people know? |
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Some surprise THAT is, you libido-lapping lunkhead! Is there anything you HAVEN'T had, and anywhere you haven't had it??? 
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| Thread: Did you people know? |
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Who said I was better than Berger? I just hate it when good people put themselves down! It leaves less work for me!
Besides, I've seen those asinine Priceline commercials of yours, and you shouldn't be let near a ONE-string guitar, blast it!!!
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| Thread: Did you people know? |
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Get your pathetic self off the floor and get out there! Just because you're only good enough to play four strings instead of six shouldn't stop you from scoring! I know a bevy of salt babes that'd line UP for something like you!
One thing, though: Change your name. What kind of stupid-ass name is Berger, blast it?
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| Thread: Daniel Amos??? |
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Speak for yourself, you vowelly challenged spazz-poster! I'm not ANYBODY!!!
Wait, that wasn't quite right --
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| Thread: Lost Dogs! |
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BLAST it, carl, you self-impressed seditious sissyboy, I'M the only one around here who gets to blast ANYBODY!!! So just go back to mud-wrestling with that Muglia jerk down in the Dump, all right???
Now where was I? Right -- Listen, Dippety-Do, I just read that blasted quote of yours, you flatulent fundamentalist freakshow, and as someone who lusts after a girl who craves salt I OBJECT to this kind of blatant racial profiling!!!
Anyway, here's the blasted songs I blast, blast it:
Lost Dogs: Bad Indigestion, Free Drinks and a Dream, Smokescreen
77s: The Lust, the Flesh, the Eyes and the Pride of Life, Snake, Denomination Blues. I especially like that last one because that's what I always tell those stupid Jesus freaks: "You can HAVE Jesus. Now, that's all." And then I punch their pious, pussified lights out.
Mike Roe solo: Orbis. The rest of his solo albums are so wimpy that I'll bet the Voyager crew listens to them.
Terry Taylor solo: Writer's Block and Hey John Wayne. That's it. The rest of that sniveling was 20 years old before he wrote it.
Swirling Eddies: I could listen to that Elvis album forever. I knew him, you know.
Daniel Amos: Skeptic's Song (at least they had some BALLS back then), Bakersfield (I love a good medical song), She's a Hard Drink (brother, you don't know how true this IS).
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| Thread: This CA Weather Sucks! |
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BLAST you, Crouch, you backwater bumpkin! Get yourself a salt babe like me! They don't NEED water! And they're a darned sight hotter than that Mary Kay Scud missile YOU'VE got for a wife!!!
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| Thread: A Damb Letter for Terry |
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Originally posted by Stuart Pedasso
Heck, the good doctor posts to his own site.
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BLAST it, Stu, of COURSE I do!!!
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| Thread: Hey Dr Love!! |
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BLAST it, Mark, you're so STUPID!!! No WONDER they left you on Earth!!!
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| Thread: Avocado Club #2 |
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That's only in ONE dimension, you temporally challenged aviary psyche-center!!!
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| Thread: Avocado Club #2 |
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Originally posted by postman
WE'RE NOT TEMPERMENTAL! IT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE DEMANDING THEIR MAIL RIGHT NOW. THEY CAN'T WAIT! IT'S IMPORTANT! PHOOEY!! AND IF A PACKAGE IS LATE, GUESS WHO GET'S BLAMED.
AND THEN THE JOKES START. "GOING POSTAL." WELL I'VE HAD IT!!
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I'LL give you tempermental, you autodidactic sociopath! Just TRY to keep your cool while trapped a million light years from earth with the jokers I'M trying to save the universe with!
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