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We didn't, like, you know, know our records got distributed all the way to Michigan! Friggin' far out!
But us and, like, friggin' Carwreck in the same room? Dude, like, SOMEONE would have to die!!! 
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| Thread: DA & Petra |
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Like, JoeyDude, DorfyDude already, like, said that between, you know, "Sprinklerhead" and, like, the friggin' Heavy Medley, he's like, you know, already putting on the tribute album, our 15 minutes of fame are, like, friggin' UP! 
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| Thread: Fine China? |
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Originally posted by PuP
This was big on RadioU a few years ago...
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And we rock harder than you ever knew,
Yeah, we rock harder than you ever knew, ever knew, yeah....
Now we all hope that you will sing with us, now, sing with us now.
Because we think that you will like that. |
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WE wrote these, you know, lines, like, FIRST, dudes!!! These friggin' posers are, you know, like, tryin' to pull a 311 on us!
Bogus!
BO-, like, you know,-GUS!!!
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| Thread: Hudson Brothers! |
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
I say! Are there any other fans of the heavy-a-rockin' DEATH METAL music what the Hudson Brothers used to play in the mid 70's? |
Berger, dude, like, you are so friggin', like, RADICAL!!!
Our moms, like, used to take us to see them whenever they, you know, played the Agora! Those guys, like, CRUNCHED, dude!!! That's when we, like, friggin' got our friggin' calling, you know? They, like, you know, MADE us what we are today!!!
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| Thread: THE POWER OF ROCK/ My new heavy metal band |
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Originally posted by Joey T.
"drink the Living Water from the sprinklerhead....."
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We like, TRIED, but that Berger's such a friggin' tug! He, like, totally DISSED us!
We, like, you know, mean, like, offered him free rent in the garage and my moms's cookin' for him every night! We mean, like, where's a mentally unstable bass monster gonna get, like, a better deal than that? Not from those friggin' Eddie tugs, that's for, like, sure!
Frig, we'll even, like, sneak him out some Windex when my moms ain't lookin'!
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| Thread: Bad news, people! |
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
I'm taking the audiori's suggestion, and when my band, Forgone Conclusion, starts up again, we'll be covering all the Farm Beatle's songs naked. |
It's, like, bad enough you can't, like, you know, even write yer own songs, but do you guys, like, have to get out yer friggin' wang bars just to get anyone to listen, like, too?
No friggin' wonder -- you know, like, what kinda friggin' band name is Forgone Concussion, like, anyway???
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| Thread: Good news, people! |
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Originally posted by baxter
So, do you know the true story of Vince Foster's demise?
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HE IS NOT DEAD, LIKE, DUDE!!!
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| Thread: happy friday |
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Originally posted by dennis
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Originally posted by Commander Cote
Dennis
Get thee behind me........
Come on Dennis, you've heard us, tell the man! |
You guys sound great, I just mean the name Mortal Coil sounds like the name of a bad metal band.... that's all! 
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Like, dude, what kind of stupid name for a metal band IS, you know, Mortal Coil, like, anyway???
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| Thread: berger's band broke up! |
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Our, like, garage is still open! You wanna crash on our couch, you know, that's cool! We can, like, jam OUT, dude!!!
And if it'll, like, make you feel better you can, like, you know, call my moms "Mommy"! I ain't, like, done that for, like, 30 years or something now but if that, like, gets yer rocks off go for it, dude!!!
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| Thread: My Copy |
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Originally posted by Rock Sombrero
Hey creepies,
How do you like my new name? |
That name, like, ROCKS, dude!!!
Do you know, like, Los Lobos or something?
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| Thread: THE POWER OF ROCK/ My new heavy metal band |
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
WOOOO! YEAH! ROCK ON! GET DOWWWWWN! ROCK! THE POWER OF ROCK, PEOPLE! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ROCK AN' ROLLLLLLLLLL! WOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!!! FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!!!! Let's hear it for my new heavy metal band: Forgone Conclusion. "Forgone Conclusion" is a great name for a heavy a-rockin' band made up of three rockin'individuals: myself, Crispin Glover, and Dennis Hopper. And I-- ... What. What are you laughing at. What's so funny? ... What? There's an obvious, common thread between the three of us? And what exactly could THAT be? HaHa, I'm sure! |
We, like, offered you a perfectly, you know, good steady gig in our garage with my moms cooking for you, and you, like, turn us down for THIS??? Yer not, like, half the man I used to be, or some friggin' thing like that!!!
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| Thread: LA BBQ - who's who list |
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Originally posted by somehypocriticalChrist-ian
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Originally posted by Imus B. Frank
Favorite quote of the evening was Terry's reaction to the news that another DAmbit disk was coming... "It's only ok to do if you make it cheesier! The cheesy ones are the ones I like."
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and Terry said point blank that i got dibs on "Sprinklerhead"...
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We, like, did that one already! You can't have, you know, like, it! Dibble on something else, dude!
But does this, like, mean that Terry didn't, you know, like, like OUR version??? He'd, like, think that even some hypo, you know, critical Christian would do it better??? Dudes, it's, like, time to hang up our wah-wah pedals if that's true!!!
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| Thread: Daniel Amos??? |
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Originally posted by Garth
How come the first Daniel Amos album is not available in the webstore? That was the only album where they made good music....
after that they started playing some sort of new wave circus music..... 
I just laugh my burro off every time I hear the skeptics song.... all I have is an old l.p. and it there is a large scratch across it.....
Garth
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How's, like, Wayne doin', dude?
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| Thread: Hey Tim! |
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We, like, forgot that Chandler did that one while you were, like, on that boat trip! But you, like, did that one about, you know, friggin' Elvis, right? That one was, like, pretty good too!!!
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| Thread: Hey Tim! |
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If we just gave you, like, Windex and air fresheners and stuff instead of food, that would, like, mean, we wouldn't, like, you know, have to introduce you to my moms! AND the garage would smell better! She'd, like, like that too!
Can you, like, hold a buzz AND play, though? I mean, like, what were you on when you were doing Zoom Daddy, for, like, example? Like, whatever it was, use THAT stuff!
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| Thread: Hey Tim! |
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Originally posted by tchandler
dude, the garage offer is tempting but thankfully i don't work in a grey cube. (thank you, God!!) so it's really not so bad here. |
Like, unfortunately, my alter, like, you know, ego does!
(you know, like, what an alter, like, you know, ego IS, right, Timmy-Dude?
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But this, like, too, shall, you know, pass!
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| Thread: Hey Tim! |
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You, like, KNOW, yer like THE Steve-Dude!
We can't, like, friggin' help if that Gitalong or Hindquarter or whatever the frig his last name guy from that lam-o band's got the same first name, like, now, can, you know, WE?!?!?!!?!
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| Thread: Hey Tim! |
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Stop, like, wasting yer time in that, like, you know, grey cube!
You need, like, a gig or something, dude? You could, like, join US! You can, you know, crash in our garage! No, like, rent, even! And my moms can cook! We'll even buy you, like, a pint of Ben & Jerry's after each practice!
We'll bet that's, like, more than you, like, you know, get for playing with, you know, friggin' Terry! And we, like, write WAY better songs than those Derry and Steve-dudes! Whaddyou, like, SAY, Timmy-Dude?
But, like, don't send Berger instead. He's got, like, friggin' chops and all, but we got, like, enough inner friggin' turmoil around here! You know how bands, like, GET!
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| Thread: Rapsures |
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Terry Taylor doing, like, RAP?
That's just friggin', you know, like, SILLY!
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