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 Thread: Fight Satan with your cell phone! |
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This is a real press release. It sounds like a Dr Taylor skit.
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Christian Man Uses Cell Phones to Evangelize NEW YORK, Dec. 3 /Christian Newswire/ -- While waiting in line at the bank yesterday, all around were cell phones ringing non-inspiration, meaningless noise. It made me think that Jesus would not like these lyrics that seem not appropriate to be broadcast by cell phones, especially at the Christian credit union.
It seems that all around us now a days, there are cell phones ringing ungodly, intrusive, or satanic ring tones that misdirect people who are in need of hope and faith? Just look around and one can come to the realization that, Satan is taking over the world using cell phones. With that in mind, we must fight fire with fire, and use the cell phones as modern Christian armor. A cell phone in the hands of a good Christian is a powerful weapon against Satan.
Knowing that the spiritual battle has now come down to using the cell phone to spread God's word, it made perfect sense that the next stop after the bank was the Sprint store. It was time to upgrade to a high-bred cell phone. After testing a bunch of phones, the Motorola V950 was definitely the best sounding. Now it was time to go home and start searching the web for some Christian and Christmas ring tones. Right away I landed the mother load of quality Christian ringers, www.ChristmasRingtunes.com.
After reading some news articles about www.ChristmasRingtunes.com, it was obvious that this is a honest company, working for Jesus, and dedicated to the Emmanuel Orphanages of Tijuana. A nice feature is that there is no subscription required, and you can download one ringtune at a time with no other commitments. A really positive feature is the profits from www.ChristmasRingtunes.com goes into the Emmanuel Orphanage fence building fund. Also it is free to preview over fifty great Christian and Christmas ring tunes. After researching the Emmanuel Orphanage, I found some information on them. They are a non-denominational Christian ministry that provides homes, education, medical care and love to nearly 150 children rescued from the streets of Tijuana. It houses young boys from age 5 - 18 years of age. In 2006, Emmanuel Orphanage opened the first facility for homeless and sexually exploited girls. When a person downloads from www.ChristmasRingtunes.com, the Orphanage is one step closer to having a fence that is desperately needed to protect the children. |
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| Thread: I heard the real life Little Dumbo on the radio!! |
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We were listening to him in the van just now and he said that Jesus' body is just flesh and bone, no blood.
How does he know that?
Because the Bible says that flesh and blood will not inherit the Kingdom of God.
I'm not kidding, he actually said that.
And one of the offers today was a CD about Christmas. No joke.
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| Thread: I heard the real life Little Dumbo on the radio!! |
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So the other day I was surfing the radio dial and let it stop on this old timey sounding Baptist preacher. He sounded kinda like Dr Edward Daniel Taylor, but tons of preachers sound like that.
But then, at the end of his sermon, this guy came on and HOLY SMOKES, he sounded like Little Dumbo!
And guess who he was? The preacher's son!! And he was selling religious nics nacs!!!
I set the station to a preset so I could hopefully hear the show again, and sure enough, it came on this evening and my son got to hear it as well. He couldn't believe it!
The preacher's name is Dr Oliver B Greene and his son took over the ministry after he died (yes, over his dead body!!)
The son is a lawyer just up the road from me!!
Wow!
I will record a portion of the show so you guys can hear it. I did a Google search and I don't think anyone else has discovered this.
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