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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-17-2006 at10:08:

  Chandler is such a moron!

I HAVEN'T BEEN MISSING!! I'VE BEEN RIGHT HERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!

Hey, where am I? Why is it so stuffy in here?

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Posted by tchandler on 03-17-2006 at10:10:

 

friends, i've finally found out what happened to berger.

he's suffered a serious leaf-blowing accident. he was, tragically, sucked up inside his own leaf blower sometime around the beginning of December where he's remained since.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-17-2006 at10:13:

 

Oh yeah? If I'm stuck inside a leaf blower, how is it possible that there's room for a computer keyboard in here? Hmmmm??! WELL? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU CHANDLER??!! HAHAHA! CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN LIES!! YOU DIDN'T STOP TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT -- ... ... oh, look! A half full bottle of Windex!! And on that shelf over there! Lavoris!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-17-2006 at10:20:

 

Gkkkkxk!! Gk! What's that smell?

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Posted by jiminy on 03-17-2006 at10:20:

 

We were hoping the leaf blower would be some sort of Rehab

sadly not....

BERGER - theres a life out there!

Grab it by the..........well, never mind.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-17-2006 at10:22:

 

Thank my lucky stars I managed to suck up some Windex and Lavoris along with myself!!! gk gkkkkk!!

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Posted by tchandler on 03-17-2006 at10:59:

 

it appears that berger is in no particular hurry to get out. perhaps that'll give us a chance to talk about something, um, normal. (non-berger-like, in other words.)


for instance, i have a question. does anyone know where baxter's been?

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-17-2006 at11:01:

 

Too much ...

So whats new Tim?

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-17-2006 at11:06:

 

I remember reading an interview where Terry talked about staying in people's houses on tour in kids rooms and being fed cold spaghetti and that grape nehi chocolate action beverage..... when you started touring with the band was it past those days or do you have horror stories?

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Posted by tchandler on 03-17-2006 at11:10:

 

hey Audioris -- it was 1981 when i started, so it was way past the very early days. by 1981, we'd stay in inexpensive hotels. on that first tour, i shared a room with Derri who was part of the road crew at the time.

any idea about baxter?

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-17-2006 at11:12:

 

You mean 'where's steve?'

Yeah I wasnt sure if even in 1981 people wouldnt expect you guys to stay in basements or garages (er.. I aint french' I mean car holes) or something.

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Posted by joey on 03-17-2006 at11:13:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Oh yeah? If I'm stuck inside a leaf blower, how is it possible that there's room for a computer keyboard in here? Hmmmm??! WELL? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU CHANDLER??!! HAHAHA! CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN LIES!! YOU DIDN'T STOP TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT -- ... ... oh, look! A half full bottle of Windex!! And on that shelf over there! Lavoris!!

i was starting to ask myself why i even still come to this board.......
now i remember......

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Posted by tchandler on 03-17-2006 at11:15:

 

uh, yeah, steve.

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-17-2006 at11:17:

 

I know he was in Colorado for a while, then I heard he was down in Nashville area but don't know how accurate that info was.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-17-2006 at11:17:

 

SEE??! JOEY STILL LIKES ME!! TAKE THAT CHANDLER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHGGGGK! Hey Joey, you should come visit me in my leaf blower.

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-17-2006 at11:19:

 

With Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earheart and Steve Baxter....

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Posted by tchandler on 03-17-2006 at11:22:

 

not THAT baxter, .silly. baxter here on the board. anyone know? i just noticed he hadn't posted in a while.

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-17-2006 at11:23:

 

Heard nothing myself. Did a search looks like last post was in november or december area....?

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Posted by freak on 03-17-2006 at11:25:

  Berger!!!!!

berger - es muß wirklich stark saugen, um Ihren grossen Esel oben in dort zu erhalten... Hoffnung können Sie Ihren Ausweg jener tiefen Blätter finden.

~f

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Posted by freak on 03-17-2006 at11:30:

 

gekommen auf berger... kommen Sie heraus und spielen Sie!! was nimmt Sie so lang, um zu reagieren?

~f