Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-12-2004 at13:48:
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Originally posted by dorfsmith
I'm going with a simple speedo...mr. nudist 
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You didn't show up in our town in a thong before... did you?
Here's a few teaser selections from the local paper. Of course you have to pay to get the whole article now.
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Thong-wearing ex-candidate is back in town
April 8, 2002 •• 655 words •• ID: ash9742763
Thong-wearing ex-candidate is back in town Like the prodigal son, Ukiah Morrison is back in town after nearly two years away. Nobody's looking to slaughter a lamb and hold a feast in his honor, however. Then again, the prodigal son never wore a thong in public, far as we know. "I think we've got an outstanding warrant on him," Police Chief Will Annarino replied coldly as soon as I mentioned that Morrison's back. "I'll have to check and BUY
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2. ROLLING STONE PUTS ASHEVILLE IN SPOTLIGHT; CITY DUBBED 'AMERICA'S NEW FREAK CAPITAL'
April 20, 2000 •• 1186 words •• ID: ash6668871
ASHEVILLE - So much for "normal." Last November, "Places Rated Almanac" christened Asheville the second most "normal" city in America, based on statistical data. Good thing they made that decision before the most recent edition of Rolling Stone magazine came out. On page 77 of the bi-weekly publication with a million readers begins a six-page spread on notorious Asheville denizen and thong-wearing City Council wannabe Ukiah Morrison. In the first paragraph BUY
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3. THONG-WEARER SEEKS OFFICE
February 21, 2000 •• 643 words •• ID: ash6705248
When it comes to thong-wearing misfits running for office and driving business owners crazy, we've got nothing on Austin, Texas. "Today he was wearing a pink and black thong bikini bottom and a leopard skin, black and white T-shirt. You can tell he's wearing women's clothes," Michael Freeman, manager of a deli in downtown Austin, said Thursday. The thong-wearer in question, who hangs around directly across the street from the deli, is a fella by the name of Albert
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6. AC-T columnist ignored true issues surrounding Naked Bike Ride, just took cheap shots
July 7, 2004 •• 709 words •• ID: ash12676372
AC-T columnist ignored true issues surrounding Naked Bike Ride, just took cheap shots I In his column "Here's to talking trash, pedaling flesh and debunking sinister shoe messages" on June 21, AC-T staff writer John Boyle fails to comprehend the entire reason why the World Naked Bike Ride took place. Instead of focusing on issues the ride attempted to bring to the public's attention, Boyle decides to poke fun at one individual who did not meet his expectations of
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7. IF YOU'VE GOT DANGLING FLESH, CELLULITE AND SPIDER VEINS THE SHRIMP NET IS FOR YOU
May 23, 2004 •• 882 words •• ID: ash12030725
If you've got dangling flesh, cellulite and spider veins the Shrimp Net is for you I It's swimsuit time, and I'm livid at the prospect. Sugahs, here's the deal. I took the winter off from the gym, and the result is scary. You know how the flesh hangs from a Crock-Pot cooked chicken? How it practically falls from the bone? Well, there you have it. My skin has migrated from muscle and is trying to get a plane ticket south. Meanwhile, all the Hoochie Mama swimsuits
