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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at09:10:

  Tgit!!

It's finally Thursday, people! And since that Jackalope Chandler is constantly trying to further his vainglorious personal agenda by posting his big wanna-be-a-rock-star interviews all over the place, I will now release to the public my own latest interview. I haven't read it myself, because I never read my own interviews or listen to my records after I make them. (I also make it a point to never listen to anyone else's records after they make them.)

My houseboy, Crispin Glover, will now post the interview. I'll be around today if anyone wants to talk. And please speak up, people!!

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INTERVIEWER: Hello, Berger.

BERGER: Hi. I have to go now.

INTERVIEWER: Ok. Bye.

BERGER: Bye.

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Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at09:12:

  Open wounds

The interview was so touching, so revealing, so heart-rending that I've decided never to read or perspire again. Thank you... thank you....

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at09:16:

 

Hi, pie.

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Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at09:17:

 

Hi Berger. How are the lymph nodes?

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at09:17:

  Gee, Berger. You shouldn't scare me like that.

I read, "TGIT!" and immediately thought you were slipping into an epileptic seizure.

By the way, here's a mouthguard... Y'know. Just in case.

DwD

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at09:19:

 

HGGGGGKKKTGIT!! GK GK GKK!

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Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at09:22:

 

DAD-BURNIT! I gotta go do a meeting...

Translation for Berger:
ACK! Grun-zizzybun. Muffa muffa CKXKLL!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at09:29:

 

What? Speak up, people!!

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-26-2004 at09:34:

 

Berger thinks he's in Austrailia and it's really still Thursday here. He's just being sensitive and trying to think of his fellow men.

Now for important questions:

What would happen to the Swirling Eddies if they went to Austrailia, since vortexes spin backwards over there?

Would they have to call themselves Daniel Amos to play Swirling Eddies music?

Would DA become SE to play DA tunes?

Would they flush their heads in a toilet or hold a Hoover on top of their head to fix their wonderful 'dos?

Would Vaseline be the proper lubrication to maintain the Hoover, or would V05 work better?

Aaaaaaagh! I'm being flushed!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at09:45:

 

WHAT?!!

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at10:00:

  Eddies? Australia? Flushing?

I know of the Simpsons episode of which you speak and yet I'm still confused.

SITUATION: NORMAL.
DwD

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Posted by bein heinni on 03-26-2004 at10:03:

  RE: Eddies? Australia? Flushing?

quote:

Originally posted by DwDunphy I know of the Simpsons episode of which you speak and yet I'm still confused. SITUATION: NORMAL. DwD

Thanks for leaving off the A.F.U. part. You wouldn't want Jan to come wash out your mouth, now would you?

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at10:03:

  So... Berger...

You used to write some funny stuff for the Vertigo newsletter. Why haven't you graced us with a vignette or two lately?

DwD

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at10:04:

 

Okay, I started another thread that officially glows with warmth. I'm giving this one and my other recent threads the thumbs down.

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at10:06:

  A.f.u.?

All Floral Undergarments?

Tee. F. Hee

DwD

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at10:08:

  Hey there, now. Buck up, l'il camper...

Don't proclaim suckitude yet. Turn that frown upside down! Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to hgkkkttt it into fgghggftt, and you can start to make it gkkkkhkkkkff.

Two Dollars!!
DwD

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at10:10:

  Or as Grandpa used to say...

"you can start to make it gkkkkhkkkkff."

No, wait. He never said that.

Ever.

...


Never mind.
DwD

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at10:12:

 

"you can start to make it gkkkkhkkkkff." Now that's more like it!

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Posted by DwDunphy on 03-26-2004 at10:14:

  Well, it made more sense than:

I hfffkffh the news today, oh ghhffkkkt.

Or thereabouts.



...


TROG-DORRRRR!!
DwD

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at10:27:

 

about a luckkkxxxxxxxxy man who made the ggggggkkkkkkkkkvt.