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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at09:18:

  Good news, people!

That's right, you guessed it! While my heavy-a-rockin' band Forgone Conclusion is on hiatus, I'll be joining the race for Governor of California! I don't know why exactly, but I just feel like I'm in really good company.

But the real reason I'm here this morning is because that Loser Hack of a So-Called Bass Player Chandler is always coming onto this board and acting like mister big-shot bandmember. OOOOOOOOOO look at me everybody, I'm in DA!! Look at me! Look at me! I'm the big bass player in DA!!

Well now it's my turn. I'll be available all day long, so if you have any questions to ask Berger, please ask. Any questions thee peoples have to ask Berger, please ask of Berger because Berger will be happy to answer thee peoples's questions and to shower thee people you love with love and show them thee way that you feeeeeel.

Berger will be "inline" or whatever that is when you have your computer plugged into a wall or something or whatever. Whatever you'd like to tttttttttgggggkalk about. GGk--RARF!

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Posted by Joey T. on 09-26-2003 at09:19:



got my vote!

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Posted by PuP on 09-26-2003 at09:20:

 

or ?

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Posted by tchandler on 09-26-2003 at09:21:

 

"...a-rockin'?" "heavy-a-rockin'?" and why is he saying "thee?" "thee peoples's?" what's that mean? "inline?" i can't help it, i'm just so embarrassed for him.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at09:23:

  Chandler!!

GET OUTTA HERE, CHANDLER! This is MY turn. Go to your big conference room and have a conference or something.

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Posted by Democracy's Blind on 09-26-2003 at09:24:

  RE: Good news, people!

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Well now it's my turn. I'll be available all day long, so if you have any questions to ask Berger, please ask. Whatever you'd like to tttttttttgggggkalk about. GGk--RARF!

Hey Berger!
I have a question!
Mister BigShot Commander Cote is looking for a name for his band!
Do you have any suggestions for him!
Sincerely,
Mister D.B.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at09:25:

 

Para possibilitar a realização das obras de modernização da Linha do Norte, da responsabilidade da REFER - EP, entre os dias 20 e 27 de Setembro, iremos proceder a alterações ao horário dos seguintes Comboios:

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Posted by tchandler on 09-26-2003 at09:27:

 

alright, hold on. i don't speak the language and i had to look this up. but it appears that berger responded, for some reason, by telling us something about a portuguese train schedule??

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at09:29:

 

.... ... I did not..GGKX...where am I...

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at09:58:

 

Sorry, D.B.--

Chandler was trying to confuse me and made me lose my place. Hmmm, let's see. A name for Commander Cote's band.


I've got it! How about "The Berger Roy Al Band!"

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Posted by DaLe on 09-26-2003 at10:08:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Sorry, D.B.-- Chandler was trying to confuse me and made me lose my place. Hmmm, let's see. A name for Commander Cote's band. I've got it! How about "The Berger Roy Al Band!"

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Posted by carl on 09-26-2003 at11:12:

Yo Berger....

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al That's right, you guessed it! While my heavy-a-rockin' band Forgone Conclusion is on hiatus, I'll be joining the race for Governor of California! I don't know why exactly, but I just feel like I'm in really good company. But the real reason I'm here this morning is because that Loser Hack of a So-Called Bass Player Chandler is always coming onto this board and acting like mister big-shot bandmember. OOOOOOOOOO look at me everybody, I'm in DA!! Look at me! Look at me! I'm the big bass player in DA!!!

Fortunately, just when my hands start to involuntarily genuflect and my knees begin to bow, I remember he's in The Choir too.... works every time....

quote:

Well now it's my turn. I'll be available all day long, so if you have any questions to ask Berger, please ask. Any questions thee peoples have to ask Berger, please ask of Berger because Berger will be happy to answer thee peoples's questions. Berger will be "inline" or whatever that is when you have your computer plugged into the wall or something or whatever. Whatever you'd like to tttttttttgggggkalk about. GGk--RARF!

I wonder if the voices Arianna Huffington hears in her head sound anything like this....

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at11:26:

 

Carl--

Yeah, I agree--The Choir, what a bunch of losers! What other band would allow Dan Michaels to be in it and squawk around with that ridiculous electronic oboe!! HAHAHAHAGGK (cough cough....)

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Posted by Shemp on 09-26-2003 at11:27:

 

Hey Sir Berger,

Whats your stance on raising taxes...





... I mean shouldn't you pull up the carpet before you can raise the taxes?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at11:36:

 

Taxes? What are these "taxes" that you speak of? (Please people, let's not be making up our own terms! No one will no what you mean.)

Wait. Did you mean "Texas?" Yes, I would like to do away with Texas completely.

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Posted by Shemp on 09-26-2003 at11:39:

 

Careful what you say bout Texas...

some of the less brighter ones on this board come from Dallas...

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-26-2003 at11:45:

 

Yeah? Well guess what "less brighter one" was BORN there. That's right,
Chandler was!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKK! ....I think I just swallowed my Windex cap...

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Posted by Joey T. on 09-26-2003 at11:46:



or

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Posted by Shemp on 09-26-2003 at11:46:

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Posted by Joey T. on 09-26-2003 at12:00:



i already stated which one gets my vote...