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Posted by ™ on 05-23-2002 at00:43:

  I get to wonderin'

(I'm actually listening to it as I post)

Many of us get to post ALOT because we have jobs like mine where ya sit on yer boiled kester all day and enter data (and work on my web sites -sshhhh!)

But what about all the Ed's that are workin' hard to keep this country strong and don't get a chance to post.

AND not JUST the Edwards but the Richards too. Yes where would we be without all the Dick Eds of the DA fan base......(?)

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Posted by Shemp on 05-23-2002 at07:16:

 

quote:

Originally posted by ™ (I'm actually listening to it as I post) Many of us get to post ALOT because we have jobs like mine where ya sit on yer boiled kester all day and enter data (and work on my web sites -sshhhh!) But what about all the Ed's that are workin' hard to keep this country strong and don't get a chance to post. AND not JUST the Edwards but the Richards too. Yes where would we be without all the Dick Eds of the DA fan base......(?)

Hooo HAhahahahahah!.
Boy did you hit the nail on the head!
"Many of us get to post ALOT because we have jobs like mine where ya sit on yer boiled kester all day and enter data (and work on my web sites -sshhhh!)"
Thats me!

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Posted by Woggy on 05-23-2002 at11:57:

  And me!

I love "I Get to Wonderin'" Good song.

Although I'm not on the 'puter ALL day, I'm on it for longer stretches than I sometimes care to be. I HAVE to come here, for sanity's sake. Otherwise, I'd probably go all Postal and kill someone. And we can't have that now, Can we?????

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Posted by ™ on 05-23-2002 at13:21:

  don't go postal on them...-eat 'em!

Book Reviews -
It's all just meat . Julian Evans declares that eating people is not wrong, after reading a feeble study of cannibalism.

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Posted by carl on 05-23-2002 at13:24:

  I guess it's OK....

...as long as you don't have to kill them first....



"Book Reviews -
"It's all just meat . Julian Evans declares that eating people is not wrong, after reading a feeble study of cannibalism. "

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Posted by ™ on 05-23-2002 at13:36:

  Listen...chaps

Title: Lifeboat Sketch

From: Monty Python's Previous Record

Transcribed By: Jonathan Partington (JRP1@PHOENIX.CAMBRIDGE.AC.UK)

(Scene: The interior of a ship. Seagulls are crying.)

(groans and coughs)

-

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?

2: 33 days, sir.

4: Have we started again? [slap]



1: STILL no sign of land. How long is it?

2: 33 days, sir.

1: Thirty-three days?

2: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.

5: We're done for, we're done for!

1: Shut up, Maudling.

2: We've just got to keep hoping. Someone may find us.



6: How we feeling, Captain?

C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.

2: We can't hold out much longer.

C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.

?: Eat you, sir?

C: Yes. Eat me.

?: Eauuchh! With a gammy leg?

C: You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.

5: It's not just the leg, sir.

C: What do you mean?

5: Well, sir...it's just that -

C: Why don't you want to eat me?

5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!

?: So would I, sir.

C: I see.

?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!

?: Uh, well.

5: What, sir?

?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -

?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!

1: No, no, it's not that.

?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?

1: Well, he's not kosher.

5: That depends how we kill him, sir.

1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.

?: Oh well, all right.

5: I still prefer Johnson.

C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.

1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.

Crew: (cacophonous)

Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose

we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc....

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Posted by ™ on 05-23-2002 at13:38:

  Lords of the Earth



The story of missionary Stan Dale is quite fascinating-

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Posted by Woggy on 05-23-2002 at16:16:

  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

quote:

Originally posted by ™ Julian Evans declares that eating people is not wrong, after reading a feeble study of cannibalism.

Only if I can deep-fry 'em.

Crunchly little niblets, eh??

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actually, I cannot imagine eating the flesh of another person. I wonder how hungry you'd have to get to really DO that................it would be very difficult, don't you think?

Oh, and to keep this topical (not tropical)

Up in the Morning
A new world is forming
Behind these tired eyes
I'm here and I'm breathing
Feel my heart beating
Lucky to be alive.

Whew....not ready for the cannibals yet!

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Posted by ™ on 05-23-2002 at17:04:

  cannibalism aside (on the side?)

Shemp baby! a fellow keester boiled data dood!

Where'dya woik, whattya do?

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Posted by joey on 04-16-2003 at20:14:

 

quote:

Originally posted by ™ (I'm actually listening to it as I post) Many of us get to post ALOT because we have jobs like mine where ya sit on yer boiled kester all day and enter data (and work on my web sites -sshhhh!) But what about all the Ed's that are workin' hard to keep this country strong and don't get a chance to post. AND not JUST the Edwards but the Richards too. Yes where would we be without all the Dick Eds of the DA fan base......(?)

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Posted by Dr Rich on 04-17-2003 at15:31:

 

quote:

Originally posted by ™ Many of us get to post ALOT because we have jobs like mine where ya sit on yer boiled kester all day and enter data (and work on my web sites -sshhhh!) But what about all the Ed's that are workin' hard to keep this country strong and don't get a chance to post.

I don't have a sit down job and I still post a lot!

I must be a REAL fan!

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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 04-21-2003 at01:19:

 

Cannibalism's wrong!

Note: If you go to the web page you will find an email address and if you ask nice you can get an mp3 of the song as this song was removed from the American release 'cause people were afraid you wouldn't get the humour.

http://www.theladsband.com/ml8.htm

MARVEL: Cannibalism

V1
If you are looking at your boyfriend
thinking he's so yummy
If you are looking at your girlfriend
thinking she's good enough to eat
Well think on this don't think too long
Well think on this...

CH1
Cannibalism's wrong
Cannibalism's wrong
you have to be strong

V2
If you are starving on an air-plane
'cos you're in economy
And if you have crashed down in the ocean
and you're allergic to sea food
By eating me you could stay strong
And I could learn to hop along
Apart from this

CH2
Cannibalism's wrong
You must fight it don't deny
Cannibalism's wrong
Come on people, can't you see
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't be tempted, you have to be strong

BR
We all know someone, who has had a bite
Taken out of them by, somebody else's spite
It happens every day, but does that make it right
They want their lives to be prolonged
And not be carved up by your tongue
So listen up...

CH3
Cannibalism's wrong
You must fight, it don't deny
Cannibalism's wrong
Come on people, can't you see
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't be tempted, to eat them
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't deny it you must fight
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't eat your best friend's thigh you know why
Cannibalism's wrong
Even if they deserve it, you can't eat them ‘cos it’s wrong

OUTRO QUATRO
If you do don't eat the skin, it's fattening

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Posted by Woggy on 04-21-2003 at10:28:

 

Two cannibals sat beside a large fire, after eating the best meal they'd had in ages.

"Your wife sure makes a good roast." commented the first cannibal.






"Yeah," replied the second. "I'm really going to miss her..."

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Posted by jiminy on 04-21-2003 at11:11:

 

TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN THEY HAD CAPTURED.
"HOW IS IT?"- ASKED THE FIRST.
"I DUNNO- HE TASTES FUNNY." - REPLIED THE SECOND.


TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING - ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
"ENJOYING THIS?" ASKED THE FIRST
"I'M HAVIN A BALL! " REPLIED THE SECOND
"MAN, YOU EAT FAST"

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Posted by Woggy on 04-21-2003 at12:22:

 

^

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Posted by Dr Rich on 04-21-2003 at14:27:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN THEY HAD CAPTURED. "HOW IS IT?"- ASKED THE FIRST. "I DUNNO- HE TASTES FUNNY." - REPLIED THE SECOND. TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING - ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. "ENJOYING THIS?" ASKED THE FIRST "I'M HAVIN A BALL! " REPLIED THE SECOND "MAN, YOU EAT FAST"

heh heh heh! )

I like it!