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Posted by Waldo on 03-19-2002 at10:07:
My Kind of Top 5
Last week Fox had a show with celebrity boxing. I missed it because I've given up sensationalistic crap for Lent. It got me thinking about boxing (wrestling) matches I'd like to see. So here's my top 5:
5 Uncle Ralph vs Rev. Tucker - "Push comes to shove for Aunt Betty's love."
4 David Schwimmer vs Jevon the Tall - "The schmuck and the Canuck."
3 the Tuxedo Clad Megastar vs Louie Anderson - "The battle of the bossoms."
2 Carl vs Boy George (in Germany) - "Two eunichs in Munich."
1 Gus BenJava vs Mr. T. vs Waldo - "Coffee, Tea or Me." (of course)
Any other dream matches?
Waldo
PS Oops, I should have put this on the other side. Sorry!!
Posted by jc on 03-19-2002 at10:13:
That was great!
You could get Terri. Mike and Derri all in the ring.
Of course it would be a
Doggy Pile!
Or perhaps Jimmi Hendrix and my mom
The BAttle of the Axes!
(Actully my mommys no battle axe- I just like the word)
OR you could throw my Sis in the first ring to have
Woggy and the Doggies!
anyway- You beat me on all counts
Jc
Posted by Mr. WU on 03-19-2002 at11:45:
Maybe ...
... Evil Genius Anne vs Dr. Woggenstein - "When trouble in the lab hits the boiling point."
or Tammy Fay vs. Jan Crouch - "The masscara massacre."
or I would love to see Mike Roe vs Pinhead the Record Exec - "Say your N*K*D Prayers."
Anyone else?
Bruce
Posted by Waldo on 03-19-2002 at12:34:
Good Ones
You could get Terri. Mike and Derri all in the ring.
Of course it would be a
Doggy Pile!
OR you could throw my Sis in the first ring to have
Woggy and the Doggies!
anyway- You beat me on all counts
Jc
Good ones JimINy (or do we have to call you Jc now)
What if you took on Buddy Holly's back-up band then we'd have so CriCkets on the ticket!
Waldo
Posted by jc on 03-19-2002 at14:28:
OK THEN WALDO
I did think to throw my son Colin and all the former and Current members who were involved in the swiss vanilla booboo O recording....
then youd get Colin All Cars
whew they are startin to stink now!
JiMIny
or perhaps one of the Fab 2 thats left, and Andrew...
Ringo and a Dingo!
Posted by Andrew on 03-19-2002 at15:00:
Dingo!!!
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Originally posted by jc
or perhaps one of the Fab 2 thats left, and Andrew...
Ringo and a Dingo!
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Excuse while I go into Geography professor mode.....
The island of Australia is populated with Dingos, Kangaroos and the decendants of assorted crimianls who were too stupid to avoid capture from English police.
In a completely seperate country just to the west of Australia is Beautiful New Zealand (scenery as scene in Lord of the Rings and Virtical Limit) it is populated by Kiwi's Kiwi's and Kiwi's (Bird's, Fruit and people)
Exiting professor mode....
OK how about General Patton and JC... A Tank and a Yank
Posted by jc on 03-19-2002 at15:18:
oK THEN
wILL PUT pAUL RUBENS AND aNDREW-
A kIWI AND A pEE wEE
BETTER??? (SORRY)
JImiNy THE yaNK
Posted by Waldo on 03-19-2002 at16:22:
Arrgh, I forgot!
I was going to put a pee wee and a Kiwi, but I had Andrew fighting Gary Coleman. (wouldn't want anyone getting punched by Paul Ruebens, you don't know where that hand has been.)
Good ones again Jc
Waldo
Posted by Woggy on 03-19-2002 at16:31:
Fight(s) O\'The Century!!!
Imelda Marcos & BB King: Shoes versus the Blues
Tina Turner's Husband & Nike: Ikey versus Nike
Nicolas Cage fights Rage Against the Machine: Cage in a Rage (Nic wins, of course. Nic ALWAYS wins
)
Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO?
Posted by BigDork on 03-19-2002 at16:41:
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Originally posted by Woggy
Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO?
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HEH HEH HEH
Posted by anne on 03-20-2002 at10:46:
evil genius anne vs dr woggenstein?
im sorry, no offense to the good doctor, but it'd be no contest. don't put someone in the ring with me unless you wanna see them get their arse kicked.
4 brothers, enough said.
Posted by Woggy on 03-20-2002 at11:00:
EXCUSE ME, annie dear, but.........
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Originally posted by anne
evil genius anne vs dr woggenstein?
im sorry, no offense to the good doctor, but it'd be no contest. don't put someone in the ring with me unless you wanna see them get their arse kicked.
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I've kicked a few butts in MY day, ya know. And I have 2 brothers.....................ummm, Jim, did I ever kick your buttinski?
I HAVE 6 SISTERS...........SO, ya wanna go there, big talker? But then, I suppose these PIGS on the board would enjoy a good catfight, wouldn't they?
Posted by ™ on 03-20-2002 at11:08:
"The masscara massacre." !!! (LOL!!!), WU!
(still rolling on the floor)
Posted by Woggy on 03-20-2002 at11:41:
Oooops, I meant 5 sisters....
duh.....I'm one of 6 girls in the fam. And 2 boys.
Whew!
Posted by jc on 03-20-2002 at11:48:
I think not
wog-
I dont recall ever k-ing your b
or being k-d in the b..by you.
Now Tiny Peters and I took a few rounds
(hows THAT for a name!)..
and I scrapped with my bro-
but rarely got in a hairpulling match with my sissies.
Is that the way it were?
JiMIny
Posted by Woggy on 03-20-2002 at13:00:
Yeah, you\'re right
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Originally posted by jc
Now Tiny Peters and I took a few rounds
(hows THAT for a name!)..
and I scrapped with my bro-
but rarely got in a hairpulling match with my sissies.
Is that the way it were?
JiMIny
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We were buds then.........as well as now. The only one I recall scrapping with a lot was Peg.
Tiny ............... what a guy! still drinkin' like a fish
Posted by Waldo on 03-21-2002 at11:00:
Not a chance
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Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO? |
If your fists are as fast as your wit, I'd be a fool to try and take you on. :o)
Waldo
Posted by Woggy on 03-21-2002 at12:31:
Ahh, but wouldn\'t it be interesting??
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Originally posted by Waldo
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Waldo versus Woggy: WHERE'S WALDO? |
If your fists are as fast as your wit, I'd be a fool to try and take you on. :o)
Waldo
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Not being a physical fighter, it would HAVE to be a war of wits. I'm kinda wimpy in the Rock'm-sock'm department.
Posted by Jevon the Tall on 03-21-2002 at13:52:
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Originally posted by Waldo
4 David Schwimmer vs Jevon the Tall - "The schmuck and the Canuck."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, and children of all ages ...
The tale of the tape
David: 6'2" 175lbs - referred to as Tall and Gangly
Jevon: 6'7" 240lbs - referred to as Tall and Gangly
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
PS: at least you didn't pit me against Ryan Stiles. He'd kick my donkey.
PPS: If Denis Leary and Tim Chandler were to meet in a dark room could they see each other?
... only if they get together and make a (wait for it)a Chandlerleary.
Posted by jc on 03-21-2002 at14:58:
MAKE IT EASY
JUST GET DR RICH
AND DR WU
YOU'D HAVE A PARADOX
jIMiNy
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