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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-18-2003 at09:53:

  BTG + Windex

http://www.windexglasscleaner.com/

RARF!

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Posted by carl on 02-18-2003 at09:58:

  Hmmmm....

Bathtub Gindex.... for a cleaner high....

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Posted by Joey T. on 02-18-2003 at10:15:

 

quote:

Originally posted by carl Bathtub Gindex.... for a cleaner high....

Oh, I feel a new Eddie's album coming on!


















or at least the long-awaited Burger solo album..... with special guest Uncle Ralph!

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 02-18-2003 at10:41:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. quote: Originally posted by carl Bathtub Gindex.... for a cleaner high.... Oh, I feel a new Eddie's album coming on! or at least the long-awaited Burger solo album..... with special guest Uncle Ralph!

Now, THAT I would definately pay for!

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Posted by brdhsnyrsoul on 02-18-2003 at10:49:

 

That scares me. I think my wife would shoot me if I paid money for it.

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Posted by web on 02-18-2003 at10:53:

  Words of Wisdom

"you should never use Windex™ Glass and Surface Wipes for personal hygiene or as a baby wipe."

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 02-18-2003 at10:54:

 

quote:

Originally posted by brdhsnyrsoul That scares me. I think my wife would shoot me if I paid money for it.

Yeah, but I'm single, I can get away with it. Plus, if I ever get married, my wife will HAVE to know that she is also marrying my madness.

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Posted by brdhsnyrsoul on 02-18-2003 at11:47:

 

I thought she knew.

Actually I think she saw me as someone she could save.

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Posted by EdHead on 02-18-2003 at12:27:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al http://www.windexglasscleaner.com/ RARF!

BTG + Windex?

Shaken, not stirred!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-18-2003 at12:47:

  bggggkkkkxxx

Hey Chandler, you little cupcake, are you reading this?! Yeah, that's right, there ARE people in this world who would pay money to have MY solo re...what?...yeah, I realize only two people actually said they'd buy it. So what? That's still more than the number of people who bought DFBB. HAHAHAhahaaaccccxxkxkxkxkxbbbbb

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Posted by carl on 02-18-2003 at12:50:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Hey Chandler, you little cupcake, are you reading this?! Yeah, that's right, there ARE people in this world who would pay money to have MY solo re...what?...yeah, I realize only two people actually said they'd buy it.

Well, putting "two" with "people" would be grammatically correct, right?

quote:

So what? That's still more than the number of people who bought DFBB. HAHAHAhahaaaccccxxkxkxkxkxbbbbb

So, by extension, you must be implying that the two people willing to buy yr Berger Bash aren't "real fans".... THAT's the way to charm them, Al....

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-18-2003 at12:55:

  Everyone's Turning Against Me!!

There! Are you satisfied, Chandler?! See what you've started? Now everyone's trying to put there own smooth, Windex-coated words in my mouth!ggkkxk

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Posted by Joey T. on 02-18-2003 at12:59:

 

Hide the Window, Berger's here!

that'll be the "hit".....

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Posted by carl on 02-18-2003 at13:07:

  Whoa Nelly!

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al There! Are you satisfied, Chandler?! See what you've started? Now everyone's trying to put there own smooth, Windex-coated words in my mouth!ggkkxk

The good news is: Chandler's one of the two guys who're gonna buy yr album.

The bad news is: Y'r the other one....

The REALLY bad news is: You guys just wasted yr royalty check buying an album by some mentally unstable guy who isn't even Syd Barrett....

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-18-2003 at13:07:

  Name Calling!!

Look! The Audiori's have called me a Dark Steamy Cabbage! What's with you people?!!

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Posted by EdHead on 02-18-2003 at13:09:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. Hide the Window, Berger's here! that'll be the "hit".....

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Posted by El Diablo on 02-18-2003 at13:09:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Look! The Audiori's have called me a Dark Steamy Cabbage! What's with you people?!!

that's nothing! Mugs called me the devil!
Joey T. aka El Diablo

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Posted by EdHead on 02-18-2003 at13:15:

 

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Posted by tchandler on 02-18-2003 at13:35:

  berger

um, folks, i just got off the phone with berger. he called me up and he was crying so hard i could hardly understand him. he was upset that carl referred to him as being mentally unstable (yes, i know, he IS--he's nuttier than barbra streisand) and that carl made the crack about only berger and i would be buying berger's solo record. and he thinks the audioris called him a cabbage or something.

anyway, he was crying so hard, he threw-up on himself, yelled "mommy!" and then it sounded like he fainted and fell out a window. i haven't been able to get him on the phone again.

the only reason i mention this is that he's starting to show..."symptoms" again. i just hope he doesn't come completely unhinged...

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Posted by EdHead on 02-18-2003 at13:40:

 

This cannot be good!