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Posted by jiminy on 12-05-2008 at15:36:

 

sorry- you'll have to be offended.
after all- this ENTIRE thread is blowin smoke.

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Posted by audiori on 12-05-2008 at15:50:

 

when i'm blowing smoke
she'll be laughing at my jokes
she could always get the joke
i'll tell the world i love her

when i lose my place
one foot in the human waste
gentle understanding heart
will move me back again
to my lover and my friend
when i'm blowing smoke

or when i'm at the end of my rope
she cuts the line and offers me hope
no shame to say i need her
and our children smile
at their fatherchild
and the dreamy days roll by
they bring me home again
to my lover and my friend
when i'm blowing smoke

and i will find her
where grace binds her
God surrounds her
keeps her in that holy place

she'll be laughing at my jokes
yes, she could always get the joke
i'll tell the world i love her

and our children smile
at their fatherchild
and the dreamy days roll by
they bring me home again
to my lover and my friend
when i'm blowing smoke

when i'm blowing smoke
when i'm blowing smoke

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Posted by Wriss on 12-06-2008 at12:32:

 

Words that contain the letter "E" offend me.

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Posted by James on 12-06-2008 at18:01:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Wriss Words that contain the letter "E" offend me.

It must have been painful for you to type that sentence. So many "E" words. Hopefully you can put it behind you and move on to being offended by my response. You're welcome.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 12-06-2008 at22:14:

 

Blowin' In The Wind
Bob Dylan

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

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Posted by PuP on 12-07-2008 at21:06:

 

quote:

Originally posted by servantsteve I determine the kind of day you have and I have told you to have a nice one when in fact, I am assembling a confederation of minins to actually spoil your day so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Misspelling "minions" offends me.

Grammar often offends me but since she's an old lady, I let it slide.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 12-08-2008 at09:33:

 

slide?

Electric Slide Lyrics

It's Electric!

You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.

Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-08-2008 at09:53:

 

quote:

Originally posted by PuP quote: Originally posted by servantsteve I determine the kind of day you have and I have told you to have a nice one when in fact, I am assembling a confederation of minins to actually spoil your day so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Misspelling "minions" offends me. Grammar often offends me but since she's an old lady, I let it slide.

Having my spelling corrected offends me. Referring to a spelling error as a grammar error offends me.

I like dogs, though. And I had a nice Grammar. I miss her from time to time. She would be 105 if she were still alive. My other grammar would be about 115 although no one is certain how old she actually was. She destroyed her birth certificate and never revealed her age to anyone. Quirkiness rules!

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Posted by joey on 12-08-2008 at12:05:

quote:

Originally posted by Mountain Fan Blowin' In The Wind Bob Dylan How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind.

mf posting lyrics that have nothing to do with the conversation at hand offends me!

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Posted by sondance on 12-08-2008 at14:44:

 

my grammar was called "gram"
to this day i have no idea why
she was sweet lady (GRHS) who gave birth to 12 babies on their farmhouse on the plains of Kansas

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Posted by PuP on 12-09-2008 at07:43:

 

quote:

my grammar was called "gram"

Metric grandparents offend me. Call her "ounce" (or "oz" for short)!

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Posted by jiminy on 12-09-2008 at07:47:

 

I have three grandchildren.
The youngest is only a bit over one year - but the other two (7 n 3) I "trained" to call me Gaffer-
I AM the Gaffer.
make no mistake about it- in this next year - Lauren will call me...
the GAFFER!


theres only one after all.

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Posted by sondance on 12-09-2008 at14:42:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy Lauren will call me...

well i called Lauren the other day and we had a little chat, she's very nice... seems i was able to convince her to call you the gammer

i'd show off one of my granddaughter's pictures but i don't know how to insert an image!! what's wrong with copy - paste for crying out loud?


ok ok i figured out something but the resolution sucketh - i gotta go to school or something? point click copy paste done sucketh - poop...
oops! hide the screen, the boss man's mean, click!

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 12-10-2008 at10:54:

quote:

Originally posted by joey quote: Originally posted by Mountain Fan Blowin' In The Wind Bob Dylan How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. mf posting lyrics that have nothing to do with the conversation at hand offends me!

BLOWIN' and WIND have everything to do with this thread!

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-11-2008 at07:41:

 

Hey sondance-
I clicked on your grandbaby's picture and it popped up large and with good rez. What a cutie pie! Hearts will be broken.

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Posted by sondance on 12-11-2008 at14:38:

 

thanks s-man, she's as sweet as she is cute and spunky to boot.

i remind her parents they are royally spoiled... and we are all truly blessed.