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Posted by uvulapie on 01-25-2007 at15:41:

 

We seem to have missed
The fabulous poeter
He likes his eggs pink

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Posted by bereal on 01-25-2007 at15:48:

 

he pinks his eggs?

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Posted by Josh&etc on 01-25-2007 at16:00:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al WHAT?!! What exactly are you saying Chandler? That I write bad poetry or that I'm mentally unstable???! Well guess what, Chandler??!!!! I'll have you know that I write bad poetry AND I'm mentally unstable!!!! HA!! Take THAT!!!!! Now go suck a lemon!!!!! There. I guess I told HIM.

Told him what? That he's right?

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Posted by Josh&etc on 01-25-2007 at16:02:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Who're the EDDIES? Are they a new teen boy band or something?

I guess I shouldn't bother to look in the update section for a while, then.

unless chandler is the new eddies bassist

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Posted by Josh&etc on 01-25-2007 at16:03:



I actually like the poetry, especially 'untitled with no title'

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Posted by bereal on 01-25-2007 at16:26:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Josh&etc I actually like the poetry, especially 'untitled with no title'

that's a great tit...........um, untitle.

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Posted by John Foxe on 01-26-2007 at08:22:

  Stolen?

I think Berger might have "borrowed" this pants song from another band that used to show up at Cornerstone.

(These are not my pants, whose pants are they anyway?)

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-26-2007 at09:59:

 

WHAT?? STOLEN?!?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I LIT MY OWN PANTS ON FIRE!! AND THEN, LATER, I LIT MY OWN PANTS ON FIRE SO I COULD WRITE THAT POEM!!!!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-26-2007 at12:10:

 

UNTITLED WITH NO TITLE WHATSOEVER!!!!!

There once was man from Nantucket
His spider monkey fell in a bucket
12345
12345
1234567 %*@# !$

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Posted by Woggy on 01-26-2007 at12:56:

 

wow............


u really r good at poemage.

i think we shood pay hoemage.

so bring on the fromage

and i'll get the crakkers.

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Posted by NonProphet on 01-26-2007 at13:47:

  Eddies song

I agree... this needs to be an Eddies song. Of course, to give it a "Christian" angle, you'd have to change it to "My Pants Are On Fire (For The Lord)

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Posted by audiori on 01-26-2007 at13:57:

  RE: Stolen?

quote:

Originally posted by John Foxe I think Berger might have "borrowed" this pants song from another band that used to show up at Cornerstone.

Yeah, didn't Rez band have a song like this?

I can hear Wendi Kaiser singing those words from the mainstage in my head... or was that "the House is on fire?"

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Posted by PuP on 01-26-2007 at22:13:

 

Yay! Berger and Chandler! (Weird how they show up at the same time.) This is a good thing!

Plus, poetry! More goodness. I know that it is good poetry for two reasons. One, I do not understand it. Two, there is mention of a urinal. That makes it edgy and therefore it must be good.

Where do I go to vote for Berger as "poeter lauryeteer"?

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Posted by PuP on 01-26-2007 at22:14:

 

quote:

Originally posted by bereal that's a great tit...........

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Posted by PuP on 01-26-2007 at22:14:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Woggy wow............ u really r good at poemage. i think we shood pay hoemage. so bring on the fromage and i'll get the crakkers.

Wow! Competition for "poeter Laurie Ate".

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Posted by bereal on 01-28-2007 at19:10:

 

quote:

Originally posted by PuP quote: Originally posted by bereal that's a great tit...........

rotflmao

oooooops!

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Posted by bereal on 01-28-2007 at19:12:

 

quote:

Originally posted by PuP quote: Originally posted by Woggy wow............ u really r good at poemage. i think we shood pay hoemage. so bring on the fromage and i'll get the crakkers. Wow! Competition for "poeter Laurie Ate".

laurie ate a potter?

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Posted by Josh&etc on 01-28-2007 at20:11:

 

laurie ate a potter
even though she didn't oughter
the potter tried to fought her
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!

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Posted by bereal on 01-28-2007 at20:13:

 

laurie's the otter
who's pants are on fire
did anybody caughter
did somebody dotter?

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Posted by Josh&etc on 01-28-2007 at20:16:

 

when pants are on fire
you need water
where you find otters
who don't dotter unless they're really old