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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at10:56:

My new jobggk!

Now I now will now be now, now known NOW for my great poetry.

YES, I'VE TAKEN UP WRITING POETRY, WHAT OF IT!!!?!

Chandler don't know how to write no poems!!!

here's an example of my incredible work:

UNTITLED!!!!!

Oh how my pants are on fire
Wait
What?!
What??!!
ON FIRE?!!!!!
Yes, on fire
Oh
Which the people in Southern Germany will long remember
For they are large pants
Not the people in Germany
The people in Germany aren't large pants
The pants are large pants
Two hundred feet wide and one hundred and fifty deep
It was the duty of Earl's father to watch the bridge on stormy nights

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at11:00:

Oh, I forgot to add, please feel free to talk about me and my work in the Authors and Inspiration part of the sigggxkte.

Posted by jiminy on 01-25-2007 at11:38:

when ones pants ARE on fire

throw a sonnet on it.

Posted by Josh&etc on 01-25-2007 at11:41:

Is this making it onto the new Eddies album?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at12:56:

Who're the EDDIES? Are they a new teen boy band or something?

Posted by tchandler on 01-25-2007 at13:10:

quote:

UNTITLED!!!!!

Oh how my pants are on fire
Wait
What?!
What??!!
ON FIRE?!!!!!
Yes, on fire
Oh
Which the people in Southern Germany will long remember
For they are large pants
Two hundred feet wide and one hundred and fifty deep
It was the duty of Earl's father to watch the bridge on stormy nights

good lord (sigh) why does he enjoy publicly showing signs of mental instability?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at13:19:

WHAT?!! What exactly are you saying Chandler? That I write bad poetry or that I'm mentally unstable???! Well guess what, Chandler??!!!!

I'll have you know that I write bad poetry AND I'm mentally unstable!!!! HA!! Take THAT!!!!! Now go suck a lemon!!!!! There. I guess I told HIM.

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at14:27:

Or how about this one of my works:

UNTITLED WITH NO TITLE!!!!!

In a lush green field I stand
With my head in a urinal
Which is weird because there shouldn't be a urinal just standing out in an open field
Which means
I
Must
Be standing up, wearing it like a hat for some reason
Checking now
Yes, I AM actually wearing it
Beautiful Spring is coming!
With birds, maybe
On shrub and bough of tree because that's just the sort of thing the little bastards enjoy

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at14:38:

I say! I certainly am happy in my new job as a poeter!!

Posted by tchandler on 01-25-2007 at14:41:

"poeter"? good grief. i can't watch

Posted by uvulapie on 01-25-2007 at14:41:

That pink think in the urinal is not a cake meant for eating. Too bad the government doesn't mandate talking robot heads to warn people of such things.

Posted by uvulapie on 01-25-2007 at14:43:

I'm petitioning my local congressperson to make you the next poet laureate.

Posted by uvulapie on 01-25-2007 at14:47:

And one more thing

I've recently been enjoying a band called Deadweight (now defunct) where they play drums, violin, and cello in rock format, all heavily amplified and distorted. If Matt Slocum ever hears about this he might try to get Chandler kicked out of the band for sure!

http://www.deadweightsf.com
Samples under Listen/Store

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-25-2007 at14:49:

(Um...uvulalapaloozapiehole or what ever your name is, um, you're embarrassing yourself. Don't you mean poeter lauryet? Glad I could help.

Posted by uvulapie on 01-25-2007 at14:50:

I sure President Bush could manage to say poeter lauryet if asked politely.

Posted by jiminy on 01-25-2007 at15:04:

now I;m thinkin its friday.........

berg

lemme help ya with a first line

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