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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 11-05-2006 at15:40:

  Return of the AOL menace!

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

This website translates english into the language of the average 12 year old AOLer.

Here is the Return of the beat menace

AGANE U ANOUNCE WHIEL U WHIRL AND BOUNCE
INTENTIONS 2 POUNCA ON DA BAT MENAEC
NO WOMAN OR MAN CUD AVAR WITHSTAND
THE DEVIOS PLANS OF DA BAT M3NAEC
COM3 2 LAY U LOW W3VA COM3 2 VEX UR SU
FELNG DA HAAT HEL AT UR FET
DONT EVAN SPEAK OF TEH BAT M3NAEC
SOM3THNG 2 TAEK AWAY UR INOC3NC3
SOMEONA 2 BLMA IT ON
H3LPS U 2 DEFAAT
DANCNG IN TEH STRET
COME 2 LAY U LOW WEVA COM3 2 VEX U IN UR MIND- DA NATUR3 OF CRIEM
IS 2 SWALOW TEH LIEN OF DA BAT MENAEC
IMAGINATIONS ON DA RIES AGANE
SO HIED UR H3ART AWAY
DUST OF TEH FAARS AND GUILTS AND LEIS AGANE
TH3 BAT SI H3RA 2 U SAETLIET CAN R3ACH TAHT 3SKIMO
H3 BUYS A SUIT AND TEI
RE-STYL3S HIS HARE LIEK GIRLS IN TUP3LO
AND SNGS SWET BYE AND BYE
H3S METNG AL UR STRANG3 REQUIERMENTS
HA THINKS U CANT B FOLAD
HAL G3T DA RULES AND LAWS AND SACRMANTS
BY S3NDNG CH3X 2 U COMA 2 BRNG U LOW

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-06-2006 at11:19:

 

that's why I never bothered trying to learn the language of text messaging

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Posted by joey on 11-06-2006 at11:23:

quote:

Originally posted by Mountain Fan that's why I never bothered trying to learn the language of text messaging

ths thrd sux

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-06-2006 at11:25:

 

text messaging is a way for wireless companies to increase revenues.

my attitude is if you don't have time to talk to me, it can wait or I don't want to hear from you.

Of course, I don't have any teenagers yet, so this will likely change at some point, although I'm sure the technology and/or "language" will be different by then.

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Posted by joey on 11-06-2006 at13:03:



my g/f and i use them to communicate when one or both of us are at work.... and we are not able to make a phone call...

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-06-2006 at13:36:

 

well I'm really am glad they work for you and your g/f

i am also really glad i'm not dating and expected to learn it. i better find other ways to make br feel loved and appreciated.

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Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at15:36:

 

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Posted by PuP on 11-07-2006 at21:24:

 

Nuthin sez luv like "i <3 u"

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Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at21:25:

 

yup, mf needs to find other ways to make me feel loved and appreciated.

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Posted by PuP on 11-07-2006 at21:57:

 

"i <3 u" ain't enuff?

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Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at22:03:

 

i'm clueless........

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Posted by PuP on 11-07-2006 at22:09:

 

Man, you are old!

<3 is a heart lying on its side.

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Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at22:12:

 



i was trying to figure out what "less than 3" had to do with love.........

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 11-08-2006 at12:37:

 

Yeah, Mrs. Real. It's kinda the same as !) is a smiley face of a guy with his left eye missing -- on its side
____________
!) on the Message Boards

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-08-2006 at12:52:

 

quote:

Originally posted by PuP Man, you are old! <3 is a heart lying on its side.

It looks like a sideways ice cream cone with a pumpkin butt sticking out of it!