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Posted by Woggy on 09-08-2006 at15:18:
HOLY CARP, BATMAN................
Berger is being given accolades on the DAmb?
Something is HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's the end of the world as we know it.
Posted by Lost Canine on 09-08-2006 at15:53:
I rated this thread!
Posted by larryl on 09-09-2006 at13:13:
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Originally posted by Woggy
HOLY CARP, BATMAN................
Berger is being given accolades on the DAmb?
Something is HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's the end of the world as we know it. |
and i feel fine.
Posted by bereal on 09-09-2006 at19:12:
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Originally posted by Lost Canine
I rated this thread!
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I never rate threads and even I found the gumption to rate this puppy!
Posted by dorfsmith on 09-09-2006 at19:25:
I Rated it R just for berger
Posted by Captain Pedantic on 09-10-2006 at20:30:
I rated this thread with a rating as high as bergers talent is above that no good chandlers so-called mergle-fargle-wargle
Posted by sondance on 09-10-2006 at22:44:
In hushed tones:
“We are on the 17th orange and Chandler is ready to take his best shot. WAIT!
Someone has stolen his axe and is running away with it!
It looks like he is heading toward the 18th hole.
We are switching cameras to find out what happens next. Can you locate him?
There he goes! He’s heading across the cow pasture and up onto the orange.
We have not been able to transmogrify this loping interpolator as yet but from a distance he has a bunfanny resemblance to Saskwatch, or is it Saskootch, Saskitch, Sasquat?
Nevermind, look! There is some strange animal running along beside him.
Try to get a close up so we can scare the viewers.
He’s crouching down on the orange, as if he is about to make a mutt.
Yes, the animal is in fact a mutt and is now rolling up into a ball!
Hold on, we have a call coming in from the Humane Society.
They have positively identified this horrifying appalachian as none other than Berger Roy Al ! GKKCccKCGck! !
There he is lining up his mutt.
He appears to have firm grip on the axe, swinging the butt end just past the mutt, getting his front end aligned for the attempt.
That is an unusual grip, Bob, can you identify it?”
“It looks like the Heimlich but from here we can’t be too sure.”
“Well, whatever it is the mutt is in play, picking up speed on the down slope, curving left on the opposite slope and rolling steadily across the orange toward the flange.
“Now what! Girl Scout Troop 23 has impounded the orange !! ….
(Next?)
Posted by Captain Pedantic on 09-11-2006 at16:38:
Again with the Berger salad... err... slander!
Posted by Josh&etc on 03-28-2007 at22:33:
(Next)
Still in hushed tones:
However the Girl Scouts are immediately run right off the orange by none other than Mommy!
The orange is thrown back into place just as the mutt continues to roll toward the cup.
And with a crazy spin, the mutt drops into the hole, and, uhoh, Chandler is not happy
he has just bent his nine-iron in half
this means war, and now chandler and berger must resolve this with a one hole playoff on the 18th orange
both players having agreed to follow this ancient and noble course of action
well, chandler has. berger is giving himself a celebratory Lavoris sponge bath on the 17th orange
and he is now serenading the crowd with his latest song 'chickpeas on fire' accompanied only by himself on bass and the mutt's howling. jim, that dog looks totally lost out there. can't handle the pressure at all
now chandler picks up his bass and we'll have a bass-off!
and...he picks it up by the wrong end and is booed off the orange
getting bored, berger is now signing autographs.
even though he can't write.
actually, from up here it looks like he's eating the paper
and there I see a little girl who's asking berger for his autograph right now
bob, can we hear what they're saying
Little Girl: can i have your autograph
Berger: ggck!
Little Girl: thanks, can you sign it to your biggest fan, Dakota...
To Be Continued...
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