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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2006 at10:31:

  Gospel Music Channel and Windex!

Hey, has anyone seen the Gospel music Channel? One of their advertisers is Windex!! I felt so at home!

And there was also a Dove commercial!! Get it? Huh?!! Get it??!! Sure, it's a soap, but it's also...what's the name of the GMA award that's given out?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE SLY GOSPEL MUSIC CHANNEL PEOPLE!!

Hey, speaking of that, they had a loooooooooooooong interview with Steven Kutlass ChappedHamms. Did you know he's won 347 of those awards what are named after the soap commercial??!! And he won 'em for songs like "Oh How My Glorious And Golden Praise Tones Ring Out For Thee!" GGGgggxxkkxxck!! HaHaHAgggkk!!!

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Posted by jiminy on 04-14-2006 at10:57:

 

berger berger-
those awards are not what you think!

I do beleive that Ozzy received one..but he bit the head off!

Hows life inside your head doin?

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Posted by Audiori J on 04-14-2006 at10:58:

 

He is the best looking new, male, female, adult, child, performer, songwriter, guitarist, producer, writer, singer in rock, country, jazz, heavy metal, inspirational, secular, instrumental, pop, alternative, new wave, punk, adult contemporary, childrens music and classical working today after all...

But now this guy....incredible!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2006 at11:06:

 

GGKkxkkkXXk!! Scared me with that before and after picture.

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Posted by jiminy on 04-14-2006 at11:23:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Audiori J He is the best looking new, male, female, adult, child, performer, songwriter, guitarist, producer, writer, singer in rock, country, jazz, heavy metal, inspirational, secular, instrumental, pop, alternative, new wave, punk, adult contemporary, childrens music and classical working today after all... But now this guy....incredible!

whoa- that inclusive resume has more ingredients than a Whopper with Cheese!.....

or is it Calories?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2006 at11:26:

 

Instead of cheese on your Wopper, try adding some of those flat air-fresheners what hangs from the rear view mirror of your car!! Tastyggkk!!

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Posted by Strange Animal on 04-14-2006 at11:31:



^i love this guy!

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Posted by PuP on 04-14-2006 at11:52:

  RE: Gospel Music Channel and Windex!

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al "Oh How My Glorious And Golden Praise Tones Ring Out For Thee!"

This title gives me the idea for "Praise Ring Tones".

I'm gonna be rich!

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Posted by bereal on 04-14-2006 at11:53:

 

^^^ certainly keeps things interesting around here!

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Posted by bereal on 04-14-2006 at11:54:

  RE: Gospel Music Channel and Windex!

quote:

Originally posted by PuP quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al "Oh How My Glorious And Golden Praise Tones Ring Out For Thee!" This title gives me the idea for "Praise Ring Tones". I'm gonna be rich!

You mean no one has cashed in on that idea yet?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2006 at11:54:

 

Hi, GGggkkxgorgeous!!

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Posted by bereal on 04-14-2006 at11:56:

 

How you been, my friend?

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Posted by .backs. on 04-14-2006 at12:01:



i'm sorry, Mrs. B, but i think he was speaking to me.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2006 at12:01:

 

I was speaking to jiminy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAgggxk! Just kidding!!

(I'm so much funnier than Chandlerggk!!)

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Posted by jiminy on 04-14-2006 at12:02:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Instead of cheese on your Wopper, try adding some of those flat air-fresheners what hangs from the rear view mirror of your car!! Tastyggkk!!

AL (llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll..................)
They come in so many "scents" what would you suggest?

Pine perhaps..or simply "New Car?"

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Posted by jiminy on 04-14-2006 at12:04:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al I was speaking to jiminy. HAHAHAHAHAHAgggxk! Just kidding!! (I'm so much funnier than Chandlerggk!!)

I'm flattered- in that insect asexual kind of way.....

my libido? - a mosquito

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2006 at12:05:

 

quote:

They come in so many "scents" what would you suggest?

1974 Pacer is my favorite!!!

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Posted by bereal on 04-14-2006 at12:06:

 

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Posted by jiminy on 04-14-2006 at12:09:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al quote: They come in so many "scents" what would you suggest? 1974 Pacer is my favorite!!!

I got a 73 still hangin in the Volare....

...can you suggest a imbibing companion also?

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Posted by .backs. on 04-14-2006 at12:09:

 

Berger,

i understand that in his speech today on the "Satanic society" the pope plans to emphasize the need to end the scourge of Windex abuse among Christian musicians. Are you preparing a formal reply for the pontiff?