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Posted by baxter on 04-14-2004 at13:12:

 

You are on the DAMB. You are in the middle of a Church Trial. Can you say one blessed thing in your defense?



a few tidbits about the lyric content of the new project may incline our hearts toward mercy...

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 04-14-2004 at13:13:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al What? Where am I?

You have died and gone to ZOOROPE!

edit: Adam Clayton will be playing all your favorite bass parts for eternity!

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Posted by baxter on 04-14-2004 at13:14:

 

Why is Joey making baby faces at you, Berger?


He is usually more merciful toward those with your peculiar challenges?

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-14-2004 at13:15:

quote:

Originally posted by Driver8 quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Wow! Larry Storch played Freebird on the LOTR soundtrack!? yeah remember in the end when the eagles fought the Nazgul dragons.....Larry played Freebird in that scene

awwwwwwwww... not it all makes sense..... )

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Posted by carl on 04-14-2004 at13:21:

quote:

Originally posted by Mountain Fan quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al What? Where am I? You have died and gone to ZOOROPE! edit: Adam Clayton will be playing all your favorite bass parts for eternity!

At least it wasn't Sid Vicious or Paul Simenon.... at least Adam might get a couple of them right.... so I guess it's more like purgatory, huh?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2004 at13:21:

  OK, People!

You want some lyrics from the new Eddies record? Well here they are. Yes, I wrote them myself!!

"Don't Light Your Own Pants On Fire"

from the album "GGKKcKKK!"
Words and Music Berger Roy Al
©1926 Mommy! Music

I feel the darkness falling all around me now
It's very hard to find the room to breathe
I want so desperately to find my own way
But Jesus comes to set my mind at ease
When He says

"Don't light your pants on fire"
"Don't light your pants on fire"
"Don't light your own pants on fire"

Seems I don't know which way to turn
to the left or to the right
I want to strike the match, I'm gonna watch the fire burn
But then His voice pierces the night
when He says

"Don't light your pants on fire"
"Don't light your pants on fire"
"Don't light your own pants on fire"

You wouldn't believe the change it's makin' in my heart
'Cause when I'm weak He is so strong
And at the end of the night a new day must arrive
So to you, I pass this on

"Don't light your pants on fire"
"Don't light your pants on fire"
"Don't light your own pants on fire"
"Oh Yeah, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby!"

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Posted by carl on 04-14-2004 at13:23:



You know that it would be untrue....

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2004 at13:26:

 

What?

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Posted by carl on 04-14-2004 at13:28:



Bruce Thomas.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2004 at13:30:

 

Bruce Thomas was my favorite player when he was on the Pistons!

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 04-14-2004 at13:31:

  RE: OK, People!

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al You want some lyrics from the new Eddies record? Well here they are. Yes, I wrote them myself!! "Don't Light Your Own Pants On Fire"

a.k.a. No Weenie Roasting Allowed!

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Posted by carl on 04-14-2004 at13:32:

Hmm...

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Bruce Thomas was my favorite player when he was on the Pistons!

Was that the inspiration for "Hide Bill Laimbeer, the Pastor's Here"?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2004 at13:37:

 

quote:

Was that the inspiration for "Hide Bill Laimbeer, the Pastor's Here"?

HAHAHAHGGGXXXXXKKK! Hey, did we run Joey off again, already?

Is it all the silly posts what makes him mad?

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Posted by bein heinni on 04-14-2004 at13:43:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al quote: Was that the inspiration for "Hide Bill Laimbeer, the Pastor's Here"? HAHAHAHGGGXXXXXKKK! Hey, did we run Joey off again, already? Is it all the silly posts what makes him mad?

I'm sending you a tithe bill for that lame beer joke!

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-14-2004 at13:47:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al quote: Was that the inspiration for "Hide Bill Laimbeer, the Pastor's Here"? HAHAHAHGGGXXXXXKKK! Hey, did we run Joey off again, already? Is it all the silly posts what makes him mad?

no, berger....some of us do have day jobs..........

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2004 at13:48:

 

Yeah, like that loser Chandler what has a job in Arkansas or whatever!!

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-14-2004 at13:51:



yeah.... i think he works right above ccm or something... he posted on the dadl one time about climbing through the roof and scaring them...
he's a crazy one!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-14-2004 at13:55:

 

Actually, he was trying to trick ME into doing it by offering me a plane ticket and some windex or something. And it would've worked too, but what would I do with a silly plane ticket?

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Posted by bein heinni on 04-14-2004 at13:58:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Actually, he was trying to trick ME into doing it by offering me a plane ticket and some windex or something. And it would've worked too, but what would I do with a silly plane ticket?

Maybe you could hitch a ride back down to earth?

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-14-2004 at14:04: