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Posted by JR88 on 05-05-2003 at16:26:

 

I think I'll hang out here, you guys seem to have some brains in your heads. I was just curious if there were female fans, they are rare. God Bless them!

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Posted by servantsteve on 05-05-2003 at16:27:

 

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Posted by JR88 on 05-05-2003 at16:27:

 

I'll type to you all tomorrow. Gotta go.

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Posted by BD on 05-05-2003 at16:45:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Driver8 you guys seem to have some brains in your heads.

driveby must not have read any of my posts...

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Posted by EH on 05-05-2003 at16:48:

 

I didn't know you were still out there posting!

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Posted by Joey T. on 05-05-2003 at16:59:

 

quote:

Originally posted by BD quote: Originally posted by Driver8 you guys seem to have some brains in your heads. driveby must not have read any of my posts...

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Posted by dorfsmith on 05-05-2003 at18:53:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. quote: Originally posted by servantsteve If you want to meet girls, you need to go to the the Tuxedo Clad Megastar board! if that's the only other option, maybe we should take jim's advice and abstain....

Girls that hang out with gay guys are usually hot.

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Posted by Joey T. on 05-05-2003 at18:55:

 

lol!

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Posted by BD on 05-05-2003 at19:32:

 

quote:

Originally posted by dorfsmith Girls that hang out with gay guys are usually hot.

And are you implying that the Cman is gay?





I don't know about those DAmber guys
I suspect they need a whack in their eyes
But the Tuxedo Clad Megastar, you're the man
With a 10-piece Vegas band
And wearin' those big ties
I love you, the Tuxedo Clad Megastar

I love the pompous things you say
And I don't care if BigDork says you're gay
No-one is quite like you
Pretentious aural goo
Like months-old spam, I say
I love you, the Tuxedo Clad Megastar

the Tuxedo Clad Megastar - Bowling Pin - MORE dämb it
(Sung to the tune, Billy Graham by The Swirling Eddies)

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at19:37:

  zippetydoot !!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by zippetydoodaddy Welcome! I'm new too, but my feet are wet! Grab a Corona, light a menthol and turn up the Buechner! Some of these scallywags have SARS though, so steer clear of the service cart.

My kinda way to welcome someone

Although I don't have SARS.........it's just a cold. Honest!

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at19:39:

  watch it, poopyhead

quote:

Originally posted by servantsteve May God have mercy on your soul. You may not realize this, but you don't exist. You're part of Woggy's intricate fantasy being played out on this board. Woggy is a mental patient who has created all of us as an appropiriate release for her pent up emotions. She's practically catatonic at this stage, but in her mind, behind seemingly lifeless eyes are all the players on this stage, you included. The only one of us who is not a creation of Woggy's fertile mind is Jim Muglia. A man who witnessed to her about Roman Catholicism and caused her to slip over the edge. Many of the characters here are manifestations of him. Welcome!

when I have the frontal lobotomy (or was that the bottle in front of me?), you might be erased!!!

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at19:40:

 

quote:

Originally posted by .backs. Ernest Borgnine's ...well, you know...are a Woggy creation?

be afraid, Baxturd.backs.bax.........be VERY afraid

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at19:44:

 

quote:

Originally posted by servantsteve Many of the fans here also have a big soft spot for the Tuxedo Clad Megastar. If I were you, I'd go buy a few dozen the Tuxedo Clad Megastar CDs and play them while posting on the Daniel Amos message board (DAmb). I know I do it and it helps make sense of all the silliness here. I know others who do it too. Later we can discuss clothing selection for proper posting. Remember Woggy is a girl and in her mind most of the rest of the members here are men, so it's important to dress manly while posting in her little fantasy world.

Yes, once in a while I invent a girl, like Evil Genius Anne or Eleanor, just to mix it up a little.

but LEAVE MY SPARKLY DISCO DRESSES ALONE, or I'll send the Tuxedo Clad Megastar and his little friend Guido over to break your legs.

Oh, I invented Daniel Amos, too..........don't tell Terry, though. He gets upset when I mention it.

carry on...........

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at19:45:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jwaltb You guys are nuts! (Or IS it you, Woggy???) Well, whoever, thanks for starting my morning off with some hearty laughter. It's well worth the price of admission.

we had nothing to do with this..................except for the cowboy hats.

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at19:48:

  ummmmmmmm

quote:

Originally posted by John Foxe Ummm, I have a problem, servantsteve. I did what you told me, and look what happened: How can the two possibly mix? I think there\'s a major bug in your instructions...

I don't think you can post pics from your hard-drive.

and stay away from geocities and tripod sites - their pics usually don't work, either.

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Posted by BD on 05-05-2003 at20:29:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Woggy I don't think you can post pics from your hard-drive. and stay away from geocities and tripod sites - their pics usually don't work, either.

of course you could send them to me, but who knows what they will end up like....

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Posted by Woggy on 05-05-2003 at23:05:

 

WOWWWWEEEEEEEEE

That MarkyMark has such an inflated head, don't he?

He's just too grand for his own good

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Posted by dorfsmith on 05-05-2003 at23:52:

 

quote:

Originally posted by BD quote: Originally posted by Woggy I don't think you can post pics from your hard-drive. and stay away from geocities and tripod sites - their pics usually don't work, either. of course you could send them to me, but who knows what they will end up like....

You rock BD!

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Posted by carl on 05-06-2003 at08:17:

  Dang!

quote:

Originally posted by Woggy Oh, I invented Daniel Amos, too..........don't tell Terry, though. He gets upset when I mention it.

I thought Al Gore did....

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Posted by servantsteve on 05-06-2003 at09:16:

 

Some of my best posts are on this thread. I don't know what got into me that day.