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Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-11-2005 at15:03:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler good grief. i can't seem to keep up with this. i just talked to berger's neighbors and he's still feigning and grabbing and barking and crying but now he's also eating raw oysters and throwing up on the horse statue. it'll be only a matter of time before some actual police show up.

So berger will turn into a Rider on the Lawn and then the real police will show up , just as TAOGSMP are nearly wilted fromt he barrage of puke?

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-11-2005 at15:07:

Ele's pairing up with berger now?

Riders On The Storm
Doors
(L.a Woman)

Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alawn
Riders on the lawn

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Girl ya gotta love your man
Girl ya gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah

Wow!

Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alawn
Riders on the lawn

Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn

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Posted by tchandler on 03-11-2005 at15:10:

 

i can't bear to watch any more of this. (sigh)

let's just pray that berger makes it home to his trailor after this Lavoris-driven hallucinogenic episode is over.

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Posted by baxter on 03-11-2005 at15:13:

 

Help Berger make it back to the trailer, Lord.


God, forgive me! That was my first prayer today.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-11-2005 at15:16:

 

Oh, no! I think Berger just mistook the mobile classroom unit behind the local A.O.G. for his trailer!

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Posted by baxter on 03-11-2005 at15:19:

 

L L

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Posted by baxter on 03-11-2005 at15:19:

 

We really should pray for those precious children now.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-11-2005 at15:21:

 

The children? I was more worried for berger! You know how the youth can be so violent these days towards outsiders.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-11-2005 at15:21:

 

Why does my trailor look so weird? And who are all these people?! ggkkkk!

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-11-2005 at15:22:

 

Of course, it could also be a good excuse for them to put into practice their training in the laying on of hands - they'll probably think he is speaking in tongues or having a vision or something.

berger will probably fit right in with the preacher's kids, though

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-11-2005 at16:20:

 

Wait! No! Stop! Please, Noooooo-----

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Posted by tchandler on 03-11-2005 at16:49:

 

(sigh)
i thought you might like to know how this whole sorry episode of berger's ended. when he wandered into that trailor behind the AOG church, it was filled with 8 year old Brownies (Girl Scouts.) well, the brownies beat him up, and "pantsed" him and then threw him out of the trailor.

it's just really sad to think of a 45 year old embittered middle-aged man, an unemployed bass player, being beaten up and pantsed by some Girl Scouts.

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Posted by baxter on 03-11-2005 at17:10:

 

Apart from that bass part, i'm Berger's twin.

But i don't even use Windex?

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Posted by bereal on 03-11-2005 at17:11:

 



So carl's your Mommy, too?

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Posted by baxter on 03-11-2005 at17:13:

 

i don't think so? Carl?

i was just referring to the embittered, wimpy part.

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Posted by bereal on 03-11-2005 at17:40:

 

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Posted by goat lady on 03-11-2005 at21:05:

 




Bereal honey,

those eyes are not for you. Isn't it amazing how these men can waste their entire day? Don't get me started on that Joey T

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Posted by joey on 03-11-2005 at23:57:

quote:

Originally posted by goat lady Bereal honey, those eyes are not for you. Isn't it amazing how these men can waste their entire day? Don't get me started on that Joey T

i didn't even post in this thread....

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Posted by dennis on 03-12-2005 at06:55:

RE: T.a.o.g.s.m.p!

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Those Assemblies of God Secret Mounted police are BAD mofos!!

LOL!

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Posted by dennis on 03-12-2005 at06:56:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler (sigh) i thought you might like to know how this whole sorry episode of berger's ended. when he wandered into that trailor behind the AOG church, it was filled with 8 year old Brownies (Girl Scouts.) well, the brownies beat him up, and "pantsed" him and then threw him out of the trailor. it's just really sad to think of a 45 year old embittered middle-aged man, an unemployed bass player, being beaten up and pantsed by some Girl Scouts.

It's part of the dangers of being the bass player I am afraid.