Daniel Amos Message Board | Print: Mr. Chandler and Berger

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-25-2003 at09:22:

HAHAHA

They'll never find me h--...wait aminute. Where am I?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-25-2003 at09:25:

Didja hear that, Chandler? They called you a "wuse" whatever that is, and they also called you "chicken," HAHAHA!, but the best one is when they called you YOKO!!

Posted by carl on 02-25-2003 at10:08:

Yeesh, BergerMeister MeisterBerger...

Don't you have a basket to go weave somewheres? Tongue

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-25-2003 at10:11:

There you go again, Chandler!!!

Calling Carl on the phone and asking him to insult me on the DAMB!! Isn't it enough that they're all trying to kill me?!!

Posted by carl on 02-25-2003 at10:20:

Get a grip, WhopperBoy....

If Chandler called my house, I'd be too busy salaaming on the floor to bother with YOU....

But hey, how many chances does a guy get to go iconoclastic all over a bass god, and make him LIKE it? I plan on making the most of it, I tell you.... Big Grin

Posted by tchandler on 02-25-2003 at10:37:

berger's on the phone right now!

he's on an uncontrollable crying jag because he feels that carl made a fool of him again. he left the phone off the hook and i can hear him doing non-stop jumping jacks like he does when he's under stress. strange, to hear a man crying and doing jumping jacks at the same time...

Posted by carl on 02-25-2003 at10:39:

Clearly, Tim...

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Originally posted by tchandler
strange, to hear a man crying and doing jumping jacks at the same time...

....you haven't been in a lot of pentacostal churches, have you? Shocked

Posted by tchandler on 02-25-2003 at10:40:

ha!

LOL. i KNEW it reminded me of something!

Posted by EdHead on 02-25-2003 at11:35:

heh heh

lol Big Grin

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-25-2003 at11:40:

Blast you Carl and Chandler!!

Blast you both for having fun at Berger's expense! How DARE you? And I was not crying, Chandler, I was "laughing in the spirit," you moron! And for the last time, I AM NOT INSANE! gggggxxxcccckkk RARF! Mommy! Hey, where's my Windex and my air fresheners?

Posted by DaLe on 02-25-2003 at11:44:

quote:

Originally posted by Toque Boy
It's time for a ...

...BASS-OFF!!!

Meet at the diner at noon and bring your own amp! Pace off three paces and start your fretting!

I have an amp oNe of them could borrow, it goes to 11! Roll Eyes

Posted by carl on 02-25-2003 at11:46:

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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Blast you both for having fun at Berger's expense! How DARE you?

Uh, Berger... you ARE Berger. This 3rd-person stuff worries me. Classic symptoms of Bobby Bonilla disease....

quote:

And I was not crying, Chandler, I was "laughing in the spirit," you moron!

Hey, as long as you don't start barking, it's cool with me....

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And for the last time, I AM NOT INSANE! gggggxxxcccckkk RARF!

Didn't I JUST tell you not to bark????!?!?!?!???

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Hey, where's my Windex and my air fresheners?

Uh-oh.... it's not one of those yellow maple-leaf fresheners, is it? I'd hate to think you were a left-wing soccer mom on top of everything else.... Shocked

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-25-2003 at11:55:

New name calling!

And now the Audiori guys have called Berger an Unsullied Affiche, whatever that is! Berger's getting angry!!!

Posted by carl on 02-25-2003 at12:02:

Unsullied: 1: spotlessly clean and fresh; "the unsullied snow of mountains"; "the unsullied splender of eternal youth"- Oscar Wilde 2: of reputation; "his unsullied name"; "an untarnished reputation" [syn: stainless, unstained, untainted, untarnished]

Affiche: [F., fr. afficher to affix.] A written or printed notice to be posted, as on a wall; a poster; a placard.

In other words, you're a clean poster. Heck, we can't say that about a whole lot of people here.... I'd take it if I were you.... Tongue

Posted by jiminy on 02-25-2003 at12:10:

cs- dude

please explain
woolly eggwhisk......
(or perhaps I don't want to know........)

(I had to edit this- I didn't know what I was till I posted!)

Posted by carl on 02-25-2003 at12:20:

I can explain what it is.... how it WORKS is another matter.... doesn't seem like you could whisk an egg really well with wool.... maybe it's STEEL wool.... anyway, I really don't like eating fuzzy eggs, let alone ones with little slivers of metal in them.... DorkBoy might be into woolly eggs but count me out.... Tongue

Posted by BD on 02-25-2003 at13:22:

Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 02-25-2003 at14:28:

Berger is the new definition of Manic-Depression. Mostly manic, though, I admit.

Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 02-25-2003 at14:28:

But that doesn't mean he's not loved, treasured and accepted

Posted by EdHead on 02-25-2003 at14:31:

and don't ferget...

FORGIVEN