Daniel Amos Message Board | Print: Ok, I'm starting another one!

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at10:50:

Ok, I'm starting another one!

Oh crap, this one glows with warmth too.

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at10:55:

WHAT'S THE SWIRLING, SUCKING SOUND???

It's not the new album... it's this THREAD!!!!

Posted by Mountain Fan on 03-26-2004 at11:00:

Thread's blowin' wind instead of sucking again?

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at11:02:

What's brown, steamy-warm, and stinks? YEP... THIS THREAD.

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at11:10:

See what I mean, people?!

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at11:26:

For a crazy man, that last note was eerily coherent and logical. Methinks that Berger, who, by the way, blows chunks in the lamest way, is actually one of Sporty Spice's many multiple personalities.

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at11:30:

Everyone hates me! Chandler's turned Joey, Dick Clarke (that's RICHARD CLARKE, people, RICHARD "DICK" CLARKE, LONG TIME HOST OF "SOUL TRAIN" IF I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT) and everyone else against me!!

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at11:34:

Tell it to Sorghum spice... no one cares. We're on to you, Sporty!

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at11:55:

My people hate me!!

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at12:01:

Good cop here... Berger, we don't hate you. We care deeply for you and your endeavors. But we only want what's best for you and that's why you should squeal on Chandler. He's the guy we really want to nab. Spill yer guts on the things you've seen Chandler do, the horrors he may have inflicted perhaps upon YOU, actions that may have caused you to retreat into the twisted world of dementia, actions that may be the cause of your insanity...

Posted by jiminy on 03-26-2004 at12:09:

Hey Berrggaaaaa

are you thinkin of puttin strings on the bass for this session?
I mean the air band thing works on videos...
but REALLLYYYYY....

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at12:10:

quote:

Spill yer guts on the things you've seen Chandler do, the horrors he may have inflicted perhaps upon YOU, actions that may have caused you to retreat into the twisted world of dementia, actions that may be the cause of your insanity...

Well, okay. Once he pushed me down into some custard. At least I think he did.

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at12:13:

Hi GggggggkkkJiminy. Chandler stole all my strings except for one. I'm only gonna haved one string to play on this new Eddies record. (And no, it's not the "G-string" and I am not married to Big Gay Al!)

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at12:19:

What's with the editing of your posts, Berger? Are you Obsessive-Compulsive now?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at12:30:

Of Ccccckkkkourse not!! ggk!

Posted by John Foxe on 03-26-2004 at12:46:

"For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk"

Methinks thou protesteth too much!

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 03-26-2004 at12:47:

What? I am NOT married to Big Gay Al!!

Posted by uvulapie on 03-26-2004 at12:48:

How am I supposed to follow that?

Man, if that last post hadn't made me laugh out loud and frighten my co-workers, this thread would bite, big time. But as it is, it merely glows with warmth.

But at least I've got some song titles for you, seeing as how with the last Eddies album no one cared about song titles:

Lunch Money For the nadaed
Ferrets In My Uncles Trousers
Chandler: Spawn of Meatloaf
Gravy In My Bathtub
Terry Is My Windex Supplier
Five Random Words For You
Gravy In My Bathtub (reprise)

Hope this helps with the writers block!

Posted by Joey T. on 03-26-2004 at13:16:

Shocked

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Hi GggggggkkkJiminy. Chandler stole all my strings except for one. I'm only gonna haved one string to play on this new Eddies record. (And no, it's not the "G-string" and I am not married to Big Gay Al!)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... now i get it... berger is one of them g-string divas they show on hbo...... Confused