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Posted by tchandler on 01-12-2008 at00:28:
bad berger news
hello friends
i have troubling news about berger which i just now found out. last weekend, berger became embroiled in a heated argument (with himself, apparently, because there was no one else in his trailer at the time.)
as the "argument" escalated, berger called police, had himself removed on a gurney and taken to a local hospital for mental evaluation.
Dr. Phil eventually showed up and the following exchange took place:
Dr. Phil: Berger, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: ... ... What?
Dr. Phil: I SAID, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
berger: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: Stop repeating me!
berger: Stop repeating me!
Soon after that, Dr. Phil hit berger in the solar plexus as hard as he could
and left the room.
Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-12-2008 at00:34:
RE: bad berger news
As per usual, that sorry loser dirtbag Chandler has all rhe facts completely
wrong.
I was NOT in an argument with myself, I was in an argument with myself!
Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-12-2008 at00:55:
And for whatever it's worth, Dr. Phil hits like a sissy. All I suffered was severe solar plexus damage, a few broken ribs, complete life-threatening temporary loss of blood to the brain and several fractures to my spinal cord. What a total wuss! HAHAHAHGGk!
Posted by Ron E on 01-12-2008 at06:48:
Should we move this to the prayer request thread???
Posted by DwDunphy on 01-12-2008 at07:59:
Berger, Berger, Berger... I knew you were in trouble way back at the V.M.A.s.
Seriously, a thong and a New Christy Minstrels t-shirt? Not sexy.
Posted by dennis on 01-12-2008 at18:30:
RE: bad berger news
| quote: |
Originally posted by tchandler
hello friends
i have troubling news about berger which i just now found out. last weekend, berger became embroiled in a heated argument (with himself, apparently, because there was no one else in his trailer at the time.)
as the "argument" escalated, berger called police, had himself removed on a gurney and taken to a local hospital for mental evaluation.
Dr. Phil eventually showed up and the following exchange took place:
Dr. Phil: Berger, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: ... ... What?
Dr. Phil: I SAID, I'm Dr. Phil and I'm here to help you!
berger: I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
berger: No! I'm Dr. Phil!
Dr. Phil: Stop repeating me!
berger: Stop repeating me!
Soon after that, Dr. Phil hit berger in the solar plexus as hard as he could
and left the room. |
That sounds like something I've heard before.
Posted by wakachiwaka on 01-12-2008 at22:06:
RE: bad berger news
No, it doesn't!
Posted by dennis on 01-13-2008 at08:36:
I'll cut right to the chase on this one!
| quote: |
Originally posted by wakachiwaka
No, it doesn't!
|
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That's it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I'm afraid it was.
M: It wasn't.
Pause
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
Posted by baxter on 01-13-2008 at17:30:
Posted by sondance on 01-13-2008 at19:52:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
And for whatever it's worth, Dr. Phil hits like a sissy. All I suffered was severe solar plexus damage, a few broken ribs, complete life-threatening temporary loss of blood to the brain and several fractures to my spinal cord. What a total wuss! HAHAHAHGGk! |
I've heard that about Dr. P but could never find an eyewitness account.
Of course "eyewitness" implies a certain level of consciousness on the part of the witness.
Hmmm... guess I'll keep on looking.
Good to hear that Chandler survived that fall.
Posted by jiminy on 01-14-2008 at09:09:
If anyone should Cold cock Dr Phil...
its you berg,
its you.
(Boom Boom - Out go the Lights!)
Posted by larryl on 02-01-2008 at09:19:
dr phil is an idiot.
he makes berger look like einstein.
i'm just sayin'
Posted by Mountain Fan on 02-01-2008 at14:23:
i saw a "BURGHER" official vanity license plate on a truck where I work
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